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The "When Boys" tumblr parodies the popular "things boys do we love" tumblr, which is a place for teenage girls congregate to discuss things their drunken frat boy beaux will never do (like kiss them gently and/or without leaving hickies). The original when boys version was so gag-worthy that the internet quickly set out to lampoon these exceedingly unrealistic things young girls want from their boyfriends. Note: if a boy helps you choose your clothes, it's probably because he wants to wear them at some point.
Hence came the parodies of tumblr quotes about guys, which includes an aggressive number of Hitlers in the mix. If you want to laugh at the heartbreak of young girls when they realize the only thing their boy is ever going to cook for them is yesterday's Chinese, this is the tumblr meme parody compilation for you.