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The top assholes of 2009, and what they did wrong. Eff everyone on this list up their stupid asses. Every year, evil resides within the heart of man. 2009 brought us plenty of proof.
Everyone at FOX News is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 7 Biggest Assholes of 2009
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Everyone at FOX News


In 2000-2008, if you didn't love your country and your president, these people declared you evil and un-American. In 2009 however, it is all of a sudden your job and right as an American to question the president and rally against his tyranny. So which is it FOX? Should we blindly follow the Executive branch or automatically distrust it? My point being that the massive hypocrisy emanating from their "news" channel in 2009 fully qualifies them to be a strong contender on this list of assholes and c**ts.
Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 7 Biggest Assholes of 2009
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So, this one's a no brainer. You don't beat the living hell out of a woman and come out clean after the fact.

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Joseph Jackson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 7 Biggest Assholes of 2009
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When a person's child dies, is it right that the first thought to enter into their head is, "How can I make some money from this"? That's pretty much what Joe Jackson's plan was. It's not enough that he forced his sons to perform for his own wealth, but he's found a way to still make some bank using Michael's name after the body is in the ground. Even better is that despite being left nothing in Michael's will, Joe still thinks that he is entitled to a portion of the loot. Very classy, Joe. see more on Joseph Jackson
Jon Gosselin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 7 Biggest Assholes of 2009
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What's worse than walking out on your wife and kid? Walking out on eight kids. Last year if you had told me that Kate would end up being the better parent, I'd be skeptical, but in 2009 Jon took back his t*******s and 90% of the joint banking account. It's not clear if he doesn't know everyone hates him, or doesn't care, but that's what adds to his douchebaggery, and makes him a great a*****e of 2009. see more on Jon Gosselin