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The 9 Greatest Homemade Sex Toys for Men

Sometimes, the hand just doesn't cut it. Women have a HUGE market for sex toys, but how many dudes do you know that proudly own a Fleshlight? With the high costs of sex toys for men and the high social stigma-factor of them, sometimes the best way to get something you want is to make it yourself. So, here are the greatest cheap sex toys for men that you can make with little to no cash, in a few minutes, using household items. Sure, most of these look like murder weapons, but sex toys in general (at least for men) don’t generally look all that appealing anyway. Enjoy.

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    The Fifi

    Women get all the best sex toys: face bras, vibrators, bullets, sex mints (yes, sex mints) and more. They've had awesome sex toys since even the Victorian era according to this article. So why can't we?

    So, in case you're not dating a girl that looks like THIS, here are 7 tips on how to make a female companion who will never leave you that you can enjoy for the rest of your life (or until it breaks.)

    Here are the 7 best sex toys for men and exactly how you can make them (in private) in your very own home.

    A "Fifi" is a male sex toy, which as you'll learn, usually means something that you can make, and then bang as if it were an orifice because c'mon, we're men and that's what we do.

    This is the easiest, simplest and seemingly the most clean-up efficient toy ever concocted.

    Here's a helpful, simple (and absolutely hilarious) video of a straight-shooting guy explaining exactly what a "Fifi" is. Why is this video so funny? Well, just check it out. At the conclusion of the video this guy tells you to "strap" it to something... which makes absolutely no sense. If anyone can let us know how this can be done, please put it in the comments.

    Click here for more great homemade sex toys.

    Here's another instructional video that takes a slightly different approach. The first one seems deeper and more practical, though, but this one is a little clearer and is, for some reason, done on a grill.

    HOW TO MAKE
    Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

    1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.
    2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.
    3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.
    4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).
    5. Apply lubricant, go to town. For a big discount on lubes, check these out, they're cheap, they're good and you can carry them on a plane!)

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    Sponge Bottle, No Pants

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    Want to Just BUY Sex Toys for Men?

    For those of us who aren't the Bob Vila of learning to f**k furniture and household appliances and prefer to buy our way into pleasure (you lazy bastards), there is actually a market for sex toys for men, but you really aren't going to be spending less than $50. If you think that's worth it (hey, it's still cheaper than a first date), then here are the best places to do it:

    For great prices on all kinds of Sex Toys for Men there are always our friends over at Adam & Eve (click the link for the toys.)

    The most popular, well-known male sex toy is the Fleshlight. The fleshlight is a sleeve like any of these seen here, only it is non-disposable, fully cleanable and supposedly feels extremely close to the real thing. The cheapest place to buy one (like most other things) is on Amazon. Here's the link(you're welcome.)

    If there are any Raven Riley fans out there, there's actually a Raven Riley Fleshlight, which yes, is a perfect replica of her vagina: link to Raven Riley's Fleshlight

    This inexpensive (about 5 bucks) "handjob massager" is basically just a sleeve that's softer than your hands, but might still work if you're looking to throw it into one of the contraptions on this list, or in between couch cushions/mattress pads: LINK to the Handjob Massager

    If you're lazy AND cheap, though, you could always just go with the traditional blow up doll. I'd recommend the Inflatable Judy Doll. It's classic, blonde, short-haired and won't order the lobster at an expensive restaurant. Nothing wrong with buying a classic blow-up doll... unless one of these two things is true, then it is definitely not okay: 1) You show her to other people 2) She has a name.

    So there you go, don't name your blow-up dolls, don't spend too much on sex toys, but do whatever you feel is best for you financially as well as physically and ALWAYS use lube (see here for inexpensive lube in a bunch of small bottles small enough to carry-on a plane) and have fun.

    Also, if you're feeling adventurous, checkout these 13 Sex Toys Too Baffling to Enjoy.

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    "Realistic" Homemade Sleeve (Complicated)

    This is probably the most complicated sex toy on this list, but it is sturdy, reusable, cleanable and reliable. If you have a free Sunday afternoon, go nuts, but this'll take a bit longer than the other ones.

    There are many tutorials on how to melt wax using professional tools you can "buy" or shaping plastic molds, etc., etc., but those are not only way too much work, but their material cost (as well as time strain) are way more than it would be to just get a Fleshlight (or any other competing sex toy or "sleeve").

    Here's one that is absolutely professional looking, using only household items (and a diaper).

    Here's the YouTube clip that is really a bunch of words and still pictures set to a soundtrack that makes you feel like you're building a bomb.

    Here are the instructions along with links to pictures for help. This is what it must've felt like when Luke had to build his own Lightsaber.

    May the force be with you.

    HOW TO MAKE
    Materials: A plastic Wilson Tennis Ball container ($2 for a can of 3), a pair of thick dishwashing gloves, the kind with the longer sleeve ($1-$3 a pair), a box of Magnum XL lubricated condoms (non-spermicidal), a bunch of thick rubber bands, a basic absorbant diaper (of any kind, we'll be using the absorption beads on the inside, so don't worry what kind you get) ($1-$6 a pair), a pair of scissors, a glass of water, a sharpie, KY Jelly (not for use, but actually goes into the making).

    1. Empty the contents out of the tennis ball container and take off the outer wrapping.

    Then, with your scissors, make a small hole on the bottom of one of the corners of the container for ventilation.

    If you skip this step, there will be nowhere for the air to go when something goes inside it.

    2. Open one of the condoms and completely unroll it. Squirt some KY Jelly inside to the bottom, use a decent a mount, but not a ton.

    Open and unroll another condom, and with the Sharpie, push the second condom down inside the first condom, "double bagging it" in a sense.

    Make sure the condom goes all the way down. Repeat this as many times as you like. The more you use, the tighter it will be. You want to use at least Five.

    The lubrication between each condom helps replicate the feeling of moving soft tissues.

    When you're done with this part, it will look something like this: click here.

    3. Take the diaper and completely open it flat. Get your scissors and cut along the line where the lining for the diaper is.

    The top and bottom should easily separate. Try your best to keep the absorbant material together, and not fall apart.

    Click here for where to cut. This is where gel crystals live (more on that later)

    The absorbant material is to be put aside for now.

    It will be used as liner inside the container.

    Leave the material on one side of the diaper outer layers to keep it all together and not make a mess.

    4. Take your scissors and cut the tips off all the fingers of both dishwashing gloves.

    Work one glove inside the other. It doesn't have to be "neat", in fact you want it a little bit in disorder.

    Next, carefully take the absorbant material and loosely wrap it around the gloves, but take a little piece of the material off and drop it into the bottom of the container. Make sure you leave about 2-3 inches of glove tops unwrapped to fold over.

    Take the newly wrapped gloves and slide it down inside the container, leaving a decent amount to wrap over the sides of the container to make "lips".

    Next, take your glass of water and start pouring it down inside along the sides onto the absorbent material. Don't worry about leaking, the material is super absorbent and actually turns into gel crystals.

    Click here to see what this looks like. Gel crystals!

    Fully saturate all absorbent material until you see all the material getting fully drenched.

    Be careful, it expands and it will replicate something solid to work with and will add weight to the toy.

    Next, fold over the sleeves of the glove over the rim of the container.

    Stretch two ends oblong to replicate "lips" and secure a thick rubber band. I would use two or three.

    Click here to see what this looks like.

    5. Take the condoms you put together, and with the Sharpie, work them down into the hole of the container with a bit sticking out the top to allow for folding over.

    Click here to see what THIS looks like.

    6. Lastly, simply take the tops off the condoms and fold them over the rim of the container. Try to get them a good half inch past the rim for security.

    Be careful of your nails (not to rip them). Put them all on at once, this helps avoid any ripping.

    When secured over the hrim, use a couple of thick rubber band sto keep them nice and tight around the edge.

    And that's it!!!

    When you're done, it should look like the picture above (on this item).

    Use whatever lube you think is best and have fun!

    If ANYONE tries this, please let everyone know how it went in the comments.

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    Couch Cushion for the Pushin

    Bringing a whole new meaning to the word "love seat", click here for an instructional video on how to make a small plastic concoction that will allow you to use your couch as the final ingredient.

    You're about to get to know your couch a LOT better than you ever expected to.

    In case you don't want to watch the video of cute redhead describing the best way to bang a couch, here's how to do it.

    HOW TO MAKE
    Materials: Ziploc bag, scissors, lubricant

    1. Cut the seal strip off of your Ziploc bag
    2. Squirt lubricant into the bag, make sure it covers the whole bag.
    3. Bring the plastic bag over to your couch and put it under a cushion.
    4. Get in the bag.
    5. Push down on the couch for more pressure.

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