The 7 Greatest Real-Life Superhero Brawls

Shadow Hare walks the streets of Cincinnati to try and stop crime and clean up the city. This caped crusader, a member of the so-called "Allegiance of Heroes," has risked his life more than once to help the citizens of Cincy.

Shadow Hare says in 2007, he was injured as he tried to help a woman who was being robbed.

He suffered a dislocated shoulder.

Thankfully, this real-life superhero recovered. He went on to roam the city for several more years, armed with his weapons of choice: tasers, handcuffs and pepper spray, hoping to keep everyone safe using the tools a mall cop uses, only with less visibility and a heavier uniform.

Where is Shadow Hare today?

Cincinnati media haven't reported any Shadow Hare sightings in quite a while - but WLWT-TV reports that he's joined forces with the U.S. Military. Thank God.

This is pretty awesome.

It's Marvel and DC, teaming up to deliver a serious beat down on a thug on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. The last time Batman and Spider-Man had a team-up, Batman refused to work with him at first. In this one, it looks like Bats is keeping Spidey in line and then coming back to pick up the pieces and take out the trash.

Spider-Man begins beating the hell of what is ostensibly a shoplifter, or some kind of low-level criminal who didn't know that he was in the midst of some real-life superheroes (or guys who have a lot of pent up rage from working around tourists 8 hours a day).

It's kind of a sad moment when some young-sounding woman yells for Spider-Man to stop. BUT a great moment comes when everyone sees Batman come along and are slightly encouraging him, yet not wanting him to go overboard.

It is hard to keep Spider-Man in line.


One lady actually yells "The police are coming, Batman!" as if to say "help is on the way, don't worry, Batman!"

How many times in life do you get to reassure a person who's delivering justice, call him Batman and for that to make sense.

At the end of the video, we have a man sweeping up the mess. Which goes to show that in every comic book, in every cartoon and in every movie, the real heroes are the ones who clean up the mess that superheroes make in every city they decide to destroy just because one of them's butthurt about something.

Why can't superheroes just always get along like on the internet?

All Nacho Libre (who yes, counts as a superhero) wants to do is fight crime and keep Hollywood Boulevard safe. That and milk the popularity of a cult comedy that everyone pretty much forgot about.

Unfortunately, in October of 2008, Nacho Libre suffered a serious beat down (a real-life superhero getting his ass beat? No way!)

Some random dude started wailing on Nacho, throwing punch after punch.

Libre was obviously surprised, caught off guard and unable to summon his powers of defense.

So what prompted the beating? The dude's friend says he has nooooooooo idea, but somebody got rubbed the wrong way.

Maybe he saw Nacho Libre? Or maybe he just loves nuns. Also, you probably don't get that last joke. Why? Because nobody saw Nacho Libre.