The 10 Weirdest Ways Kids Are Getting High Lately Anything
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The 10 Weirdest Ways Kids Are Getting High Lately

List of weird ways to get high as reported by strange news stories all over the world. If there’s one thing we’ve all agreed on, it’s that being sober sucks. As Samuel Beckett once said, “taking coffee without brandy is like taking sex without love.” That’s really only tangentially related to this article, but man, what a great quote, huh? Here are some weird new ways kids have been getting high lately.

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    What is it?
    Human feces and urine. You sniff it, I guess?

    What's It Do?
    Impossible to say. I'm sure as s**t (ha ha) not gonna try it myself, and I'd really rather avoid talking to anyone who feels differently. No matter how much you hate sobriety the "you know? I’d rather stay clean tonight," line needs to get drawn way before you’re sticking your nose in human s**t.

    So, about here.

    Are We Serious About This?
    No clue. There are lots of anecdotal stories about this, but no conclusive studies and scientists say it wouldn’t make you euphoric or anything, it’d just knock you out. Which leads me to believe that the "high" you get off of huffing jenkem is just the rational part of your brain getting disappointed in you and going to take a smoke break.

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    Bath Salts

    What Is It?
    Surprisingly, it's not actual bath salts, so no one's going to be sneaking into Grandma's bathroom in the middle of the night to get a quick fix. Bath Salts are cheap stimulants containing substituted cathinones, mainly available online.

    What's It Do?
    The effects are similar to cocaine or methamphetamine, plus a healthy dose of get-f*cked hallucinations that make you want to just kill the s**t out of everybody – if you're lucky. Like Meth and PCP, there's also a chance you'll start scratching your skin off in order to get the bugs out.

    Sweet Dreams!

    Are We Serious About This?
    Yeah, this stuff will by all accounts, ruin your day.

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    Anafranil (Clomipramine)

    What is it?
    An anti-depressant.

    What's it do?
    For 5% of people, it gives you an orgasm every time you yawn.

     Are We Serious About This?

    No. This doesn't fit on this list at all, and I'm totally irresponsible for including it. I'm just pretty sure that if we could get that 5% number a little higher, Anafranil would blast every other anti-depressant off the market and probably solve all kinds of other problems too, because yawngasms.

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    What is it?
    You download special music tracks off the internet and listen to them to get high.

    What's it do?
    Not a goddamn thing, according to science, but don't tell that to these kids:
    Haha, really?

    Are We Serious About This?
    Go back and read that study I linked: one of the effects of I-Dosing is "auditory hallucinations." Is this really where the current generation is with drug use? Headphone induced audio-hallucinations? Fine, I'm gonna invent a new drug craze right now: I call it "blink-dosing." Close your eyes and rub the palms of your hand really hard on your eyelids. See all those colors? Congratulations, you're a drug user now.

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