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The Absolute Dumbest Celebrity Book Deals

Here's a list of the top ten "I can't believe they have a book deal" celebrities. Apparently everyone from the Jersey Shore to Justin Bieber and even Tila Tequila have book deals. Simply unbelievable. See our list of the top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Book Deals. Did you know Paris Hilton has already written two books?! I didn't either. What do these celebrities and reality TV stars have to write about? Read on to find out.
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    Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

    Yes, I know, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, our favorite Jersey Shore reality star we love to hate, has a book deal. Why? Because apparently people need to read a book on how to get abs, groom themselves, and GTL (gym, tan, laundry). ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! If anyone needs to read a book on how to do these simple, everyday, mundane tasks, please do us all a favor and remove yourselves from society promptly. Go be a moron somewhere else, preferably a remote island off the coast of Antarctica.

    To read a rather hilarious article explaining Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's book, "Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore," CLICK HERE!

    BUY @ AMAZON
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    Justin Bieber

    "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story." I don't even know what to say besides the obvious. This kid is 16 flippin years old. Who the... What the... Ugh. Now I'm not saying I've never sang along to one of his songs because don't get me wrong, Justin Bieber knows how to deliver a catchy pop song, but a memoir?! At age 16? Preposterous! Hey Bieber kid, that is an unnecessary amount of colons in your title!

    Click here to see the famous 'Holy Bieble' of Justin Bieber and read more about his book deals, romances, and whatever else feeds your Bieber Fever.

    BUY @ AMAZON
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    Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

    I'll admit, I've grown quite fond of this little overcooked and over-seasoned Italian meatball. She amuses me late at night when no one else will. However, I'm willing to bet that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's book is going to suck harder than a hungry, fat, Italian chick and you know what Cristiano Ronaldo says about fat chicks and sucking! And if you don't then crawl out from underneath your little algae ridden rock and google it.

    Read more about Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's book entitled, "A Shore Thing" HERE!

    To read more about Cristiano Ronaldo's secret love child, outings with Irina Shayk, and see shirtless of him, CLICK HERE!!!!! OW!!!

    BUY @ AMAZON
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    Kate Gosselin

    Ugh... Haven't we seen/heard enough of this MILF of a mess Kate Gosselin?! Alright you popped out 8 kids and then was a total bitch on reality TV. Good for you. Now hows abouts you stop being a vain, attention seeking, fame whore and start focusing on being a decent mother?

    Read more about Kate Gosselin's absolutely ridiculous new book deals HERE.

    BUY @ AMAZON
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