The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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Watch out, Utica: Springfield is a City On the...Grow! There are many, many fine and fun places to visit in Springfield. From amusement parks to cider mills to fantastic local areas like EthnicTown, Springfield has it all! Browse through what this great city and its many delightful bouroughs - such as Rats Nest, Bum Town, Crackton, Junkyville, Little Stockholm, Ethnictown, the Jewish Lower East Side, Pressboard Estates, and the flammable district - has to offer. If you see an attraction that's missing, feel free to add it... and vote for the places you most want to visit!
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    Itchy & Scratchy Land is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Itchy & Scratchy Land Welcome to Itchy and Scratchyland, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. PossibLY go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

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    Duff Gardens is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Duff Gardens Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!

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    Duff Brewery is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Duff Brewery Duff beer is brewed from hopps, barley, and sparkling clear mountain what?

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    Mt. Splashmore is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Mt. Splashmore I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me take me now! Now now now now now! Mount Splashmore take me there right now!

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    Mr. Burns Casino Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.Marge: I won sixty dollars last night!Homer: Woo-hoo! Problem solved.

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    The Escalator to Nowhere is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    The Escalator to Nowhere "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''

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    KrustyLu Studios is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    KrustyLu Studios I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with funny Sonny Storm.

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    Barney's Bowlarama is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    Barney's Bowlarama

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    Duff Stadium is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    Duff Stadium "Wait a minute, Duff owns the Springfield Isotopes? Since when?""They bought 'em a year ago from the Mafia. It was the last of the family-owned teams."

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    Springfield Mystery Spot is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Springfield Mystery Spot "Where logic takes a holiday and all laws of nature are meaningless."

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    Springfield Gorge is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Springfield Gorge Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?Bart: What?Otto: Cool!

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    The Lemon Tree is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    The Lemon Tree And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

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    Springfield Tire Fire is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Springfield Tire Fire Springfield is home to the state's largest self-sustaining tire fire, which has been burning continuously since 1989.

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    Blockoland is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    Blockoland Squaresville sounds pretty cool.

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    Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde F... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre Come on, Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose, you're out of the family!

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    Five Corners is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Five Corners

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    South Street Squidport is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    South Street Squidport Home to Turban Outfitters, Have It Uruguay, The Karachi Hibachi, an Itchy and Scratchy Store and, of course, Bloaters at the Squidport.

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    Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    Leftorium

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    Springfield Botanical Gardens is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Springfield Botanical Gardens Our Stamens are a Pistil!

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    Olde Springfield Towne is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Olde Springfield Towne

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    The Popsicle Stick Skyscraper is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    The Popsicle Stick Skyscraper "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''

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    100 Foot Magnifying Glass is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    100 Foot Magnifying Glass "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''

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    The Box Factory is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    The Box Factory Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?Guide: No.Milhouse: Will they ever?Guide: No, we only

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    Red Tick Brewery is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Red Tick Brewery Red Tick Beer - Suck One Dry

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    Crackton is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Crackton I should've got off at Crackton.

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    Androids Dungeon is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

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    Androids Dungeon

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    Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cide... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Many people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice. Here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now,

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    Praiseland is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Praiseland Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson!

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    Ethnictown is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Ethnictown Where hard-working immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.

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    Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary I've already planned our vacation for this year. We're going to the Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new bird feeder this year.

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    Plaster Mountain is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    Plaster Mountain Includes such rides as: Dilbert's Flying Cubicle, You mama's rolls ,The Viking Boats and It's a Long Line

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    The Stamp Museum is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield

    The Stamp Museum I can't believe it took us forty minutes to get here. Why can't they build a stamp museum closer to our house?

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