1997's 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery' introduced fans to Mike Myers' wild and wacky character, Austin Powers. The spoof of the James Bond films went on to be a huge cult hit with comedy movie fans. Within a few years, several other 'Austin Powers' films followed: 1999's 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me' and 2002's 'Austin Powers in Goldmember.' A fourth 'Austin Powers' film is expected in 2013. All of the 'Austin Powers' movies contain a lot of memorable quotes - but the first is by far the most quotable of the bunch. Remember the first time you heard Austin utter "Groovy, baby?" Yeah, we do too. Check out some more of the best quotes from 'Austin Powers.'
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Dr. Evil Therapy
Dr. Evil: "Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my t*******s. There really is nothing like a shorn s*****m, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it."
Is there any doubt why Dr. Evil is so...well...evil? No, no there isn't. Definitely one of the funniest monologues in the 'Austin Powers' series!
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Do I Make You Horny?
Austin Powers: "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"
Vanessa: "I hope this is part of the unfreezing process."
Yet another of Austin's nearly exhaustive efforts to shag with the lovely Agent Kensington. And yet another extremely popular catch phrase.
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Throw Me a Frickin' Bone Here!
Dr. Evil: "Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!"
Number Two: "Prince Charles *did* have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced."
Dr. Evil: "Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info."
Obviously Dr. Evil's behind the times, what with being frozen for decades and all.
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Austin Powers: "Yeah, baby, yeah!"
Did Mike Myers know when he uttered this simple phrase that it would eventually find it's way into iconic pop culture status? Probably not. But it sure did. Yeah, baby, it sure did.
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Vanessa: "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
Austin Powers: "Who?"
Vanessa: "You know who."
Austin Powers: "Oh, the Italian bird. No, baby. She's rancid. I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on. You're smashing!"
Vanessa (Elizabeth Hurley) is filled with self doubt after learning that Austin shagged Alotta F*gina. She soon learns, however, that she's totally "Shagadelic," and yet another popular Austin Powers catch phrase is born!
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Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset, People Die
Dr. Evil: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!!"
Yes, yes they do. In horrible, no good, nasty ways. Mr. Bigglesworth is apparently upset, often. Wouldn't you be if you had no hair?
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Basil Exposition: "Austin, the Cold War is over!"
Austin Powers: "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?"
Basil Exposition: "Austin... we won."
Austin Powers: "Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!"
Yeah, Austin's way behind on things. 30 years as a human block of ice might make things a bit confusing. He's got some stuff to catch up on...and he needs to get on the right side!
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Austin: "Allow myself to introduce...myself!"
This movie contains so many quotable lines that it might be impossible to list all of them - at least, in one day. This one nicely sums things up: Mr. Powers thinks highly of himself.