The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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List Criteria: Made-up words on The Simpsons that are most useful in real life

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If you aren't using Embiggen in your everyday jibber-jabber, your life must be sad and small. The Simpsons have been around for a couple decades now, and have given us so many fabulous words and made-up Simpsons sayings and Bart slang... SO many that, really, should be in the dictionary despite their dubious meanings. I mean, if you can't figure out what Tramampoline means... come ON. There's a more complete list out there somewhere, I'm sure, but these are the best of the fakes... the best words that the Simpsons have given us.
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    Meh is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Meh

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    Jeebus is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Jeebus I don't even believe in Jeebus... save me Jeebus!

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    Yoink! is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Yoink!

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    Craptacular is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Craptacular

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    Saxamaphone is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Saxamaphone Sax-a-ma-phoooone, sax-a-ma-phoooonnnee.

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    Spider Pig is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Spider Pig

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    Ay Caramba is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Ay Caramba

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    Smrt is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Smrt I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

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    Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Tomacco Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!

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    Embiggen is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Embiggen A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

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    Glayvin is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Glayvin

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    Cromulent is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Cromulent It's a perfectly cromulent word

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    Gym is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Gym Gym! "What's a Gym"?

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    Crapulence is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Crapulence

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    Nucular is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Nucular It's pronounced Nu-cu-lar!

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    Tramampoline is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Tramampoline An alternate Homer-ized form of trampoline. "Tramampoline! Trambopoline!"

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    Kwyjibo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.

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    Foilage is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Foilage That's what I said, foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage".

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    Steamed Hams is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Steamed Hams And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

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    Sacrilicious is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Sacrilicious

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    Fishbulb is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Fishbulb A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

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    Floor Pie is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Floor Pie Ooooh, floor pie!

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    Blurst is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Blurst It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...

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    Gamblor is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Gamblor I call him "Gamblor," and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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    Screamapillar is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Screamapillar The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

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    Avoison is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Avoison I don't say evasion, I say avoision.

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    Fing is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Fing "They're called fingers but I've never seen them fing".

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    Woozle Wuzzle is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Woozle Wuzzle Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle": something like that.

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    Scrabbleship is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Scrabbleship Video clip: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8

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    Dufftacular is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Whatawant is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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    Introubulate is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

    Introubulate One Springfield man is treating his wife to an extra-special Valentine's Day this year, and introubulating the rest of us.

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