The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons By analise.dubner [232 more lists]

If you aren't using Embiggen in your everyday jibber-jabber, your life must be sad and small. The Simpsons have been around for a couple decades now, and have given us so many fabulous words and made-up Simpsons sayings and Bart slang... SO many that, really, should be in the dictionary despite their dubious meanings. I mean, if you can't figure out what Tramampoline means... come ON. There's a more complete list out there somewhere, I'm sure, but these are the best of the fakes... the best words that the Simpsons have given us.

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D'oh
2

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Meh

added by: Benjamin Dunn
3

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Embiggen

“ A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. „
4

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Jeebus

“ I don't even believe in Jeebus... save me Jeebus! „
5

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Unpossible

“ Me fail English? That's unpossible! „
6

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Cromulent

“ It's a perfectly cromulent word „
7

Up 125

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Saxamaphone

“ Sax-a-ma-phoooone, sax-a-ma-phoooonnnee. „
8

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Kwyjibo

“ A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper. „
9

Up 37

Down 11

craptacular

added by: coll
10

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Tomacco

“ Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma! „
11

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Glayvin

added by: Benjamin Dunn
12

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Gamblor

“ I call him "Gamblor," and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! „
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Blurst

“ It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times... „
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Steamed Hams

“ And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. „
15

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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

“ Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes,indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and chronic nagging. „
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Avoison

“ I don't say evasion, I say avoision. „
17

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Tramampoline

added by: Lons
“ An alternate Homer-ized form of trampoline. "Tramampoline! Trambopoline!" „
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Fing

added by: RonMoger
“ "They're called fingers but I've never seen them fing". „
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Squishy

“ I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy „
20

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Floor Pie

“ Ooooh, floor pie! „
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Down 7

Scrabbleship

added by: SimonGérard
“ Video clip: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8 „
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Down 34

Fishbulb

“ A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. „
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Woozle Wuzzle

“ Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle": something like that. „
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Foilage

“ That's what I said, foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage". „
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Screamapillar

“ The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die. „
26

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Introubulate

“ One Springfield man is treating his wife to an extra-special Valentine's Day this year, and introubulating the rest of us. „
27

Up 8

Down 12

Gwoka

added by: R20X
“ 'Lisa': We should really see Machu Pichu someday 'Marge': Maybe Hawaii would be nice'Bart': No way moldylocks, lets go to Krustyland 'Homer': RussiaMAGGIE: GWOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! „
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Mapple

added by: R20X
29

Up 14

Down 39

Uns

added by: R20X
“ "WE UNS IS GONNA SEE DA WORLD" „
30

Up 11

Down 36

Steve Mobs

added by: R20X
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