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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

List Criteria: Made-up words on The Simpsons that are most useful in real life

If you aren't using Embiggen in your everyday jibber-jabber, your life must be sad and small. The Simpsons have been around for a couple decades now, and have given us so many fabulous words and made-up Simpsons sayings and Bart slang... SO many that, really, should be in the dictionary despite their dubious meanings. I mean, if you can't figure out what Tramampoline means... come ON. There's a more complete list out there somewhere, I'm sure, but these are the best of the fakes... the best words that the Simpsons have given us.
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    added by Benjamin Dunn Meh

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    Jeebus I don't even believe in Jeebus... save me Jeebus!

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    Saxamaphone Sax-a-ma-phoooone, sax-a-ma-phoooonnnee.

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    added by TimBuskard Yoink!

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    added by coll Craptacular

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    Embiggen A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

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    added by MobyWaller Spider Pig

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    Squishy I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy

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    Tomacco Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!

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    Cromulent It's a perfectly cromulent word

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    added by Robert Wabash Smrt I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

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    added by Benjamin Dunn Glayvin

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    Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.

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    added by Lons Tramampoline An alternate Homer-ized form of trampoline. "Tramampoline! Trambopoline!"

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    added by whardin1960 Flaming Homer Favorite drink of possible Homersexuals

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    added by knifechief13 Sweet Merciful Crap

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    Steamed Hams And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

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    added by Crazy Aunt Mary Crapulence

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    Geriatric Profanity Disorder Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes,indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and chronic nagging.

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    Blurst It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...

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    Floor Pie Ooooh, floor pie!

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    Gamblor I call him "Gamblor," and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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    Avoison I don't say evasion, I say avoision.

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    Foilage That's what I said, foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage".

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    Fishbulb A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

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    added by SimonGérard Scrabbleship Video clip: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8

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    Woozle Wuzzle Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle": something like that.

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    Screamapillar The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

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    new! & added by PaulScanlon Gym Gym! "What's a Gym"?

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    Introubulate One Springfield man is treating his wife to an extra-special Valentine's Day this year, and introubulating the rest of us.

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    added by RonMoger Fing "They're called fingers but I've never seen them fing".

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