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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons

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If you aren't using Embiggen in your everyday jibber-jabber, your life must be sad and small. The Simpsons have been around for a couple decades now, and have given us so many fabulous words and made-up Simpsons sayings and Bart slang... SO many that, really, should be in the dictionary despite their dubious meanings. I mean, if you can't figure out what Tramampoline means... come ON. There's a more complete list out there somewhere, I'm sure, but these are the best of the fakes... the best words that the Simpsons have given us.
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    D'oh

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    Jeebus

    I don't even believe in Jeebus... save me Jeebus!
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    Meh

    added by: Benjamin Dunn
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    Saxamaphone

    Sax-a-ma-phoooone, sax-a-ma-phoooonnnee.
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    Embiggen

    A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
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    Unpossible

    Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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    Cromulent

    It's a perfectly cromulent word
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    Kwyjibo

    A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.
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    Tomacco

    Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
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    craptacular

    added by: coll
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    Tramampoline

    added by: Lons
    An alternate Homer-ized form of trampoline. "Tramampoline! Trambopoline!"
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    Glayvin

    added by: Benjamin Dunn
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    Squishy

    I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy
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    Steamed Hams

    And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
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    Avoison

    I don't say evasion, I say avoision.
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    Blurst

    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...
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    Gamblor

    I call him "Gamblor," and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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    Geriatric Profanity Disorder

    Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes,indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder or GPD, and chronic nagging.
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    Floor Pie

    Ooooh, floor pie!
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    Yoink!

    added by: TimBuskard
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    Fishbulb

    A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.
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    Scrabbleship

    added by: SimonGérard
    Video clip: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v20229037PJ9K7px8
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    Fing

    added by: RonMoger
    "They're called fingers but I've never seen them fing".
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    Woozle Wuzzle

    Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle": something like that.
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    Foilage

    That's what I said, foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage".
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    Screamapillar

    The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
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    Introubulate

    One Springfield man is treating his wife to an extra-special Valentine's Day this year, and introubulating the rest of us.
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    1. Keren Monden
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 10/27/2012 12:30 PM
      oh yeah, Fake Simpsons Words, my friend
    2. Shakia Horsford
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 7/25/2012 1:30 AM
      cool Homer Simpson Sayings, my friend
    3. Ali Pinnette
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 7/19/2012 5:30 PM
      acceptable Homer Simpson Words, my friend
    4. Marlin Kasch
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 7/17/2012 1:30 PM
      yeah that's some Made-Up Simpsons Words, my friend
    5. Eric
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 5/25/2012 2:41 PM
      The Simpsons did not give us "meh". That predates the Simpsons by, I don't know, I'm going to say 275 years.
    6. Yelsew82
      The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons at 2/17/2012 2:10 AM
      D'oh is in the dictionary idiot.. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/d%27oh
    7. R20X
      D'oh at 1/24/2012 2:38 AM
      D'oh!

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