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Alan's Wedding ToastAlan: "None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact, more important than blood. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…"
Alan begins his speech rather awkwardly by reading some "facts" about Thailand, possibly copied from Wikipedia. He then moves into the body of his address, which sets out to prove that (1) he is Stu's best friend and (2) he should not tell the assembled wedding guests about the sordid details of the guys' trip to Vegas. It doesn't really go all that well.
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Inappropriate MonkeysvAlan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, its funny in every language!"
During the movie, the gang encounters a Buddhist monk who has taken a vow of silence. Alan plays a joke on the monk during a long bus ride by sticking a banana under his robe (made to resemble an erect penis), which in turn attracts a hungry monkey. The ensuing laughter from everyone on the bus - American and Thai alike - confirms the universality of bathroom humor.
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Bachelor BrunchPhil: "Oh it’s ok. No it’s ok. It’s a bachelor party. Drink up everybody. Oh wait, there’s no alcohol I forgot we’re at a f**king IHOP!"
Phil (Cooper) is distressed to find that his uptight friend Stu, still processing the chaos that occurred after the first film's bachelor party, has decided to skip out on the rite of passage and just have brunch at IHOP instead. Seems like Phil would be more understanding than this, particularly considering that last time, the festivities resulted in broken teeth and marriages.
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Orange Juice with a Napkin on TopStu: "Ya see that? That’s orange juice with a napkin on top. Ya know why? So nobody roofies me."
One of many "callbacks" in "Hangover 2" to the first film. In this case, Stu refers to Alan (Galifianakis) drugging everyone in the first film, leading to their wild night in Las Vegas.
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The Jonas BrothersvDoug: "Stu would like to invite you to his wedding."
Stu: "Well only if you’re not busy."
Stu: "Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town."
Alan: "Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend."
We learned about Alan's obsession with The Jonas Brothers in the first "Hangover," making this joke yet another callback.
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P.F. Chang'svAlan: [Entering a monastery] "What is this a P.F. Chang’s?"
Alan's total lack of culture, or even grasp of the notion that not all foreign countries are precisely like America, is a constant refrain during "Hangover 2." Perhaps his ignorance is most notable in the sequence set in Thailand's (fictitious!) Ching Mei monastery.
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City of SqualaPhil: "Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?"
Mr. Chow: "Holla! City of Squala!"
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AsiatownDoug: "What’s going on? Where are you guys?"
Phil: "I don’t know man. We woke up in some s**thole room in some city."
Doug: "Oh god, what city?"
Phil: "I don’t know Doug. F**king Asiatown!"
When they group has reached their lowest point, convinced they will not be able to recover their lost compatriot nor find their way back home, Phil is forced to call their old buddy Doug (Justin Bartha) for assistance. Unfortunately, he doesn't even know what city they're in (we find out later that it's Bangkok) or how they can be found. Sounds like a situation that's ripe for comic possibilities!