Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!
Phil: "Shh! Stu. Stu, keep it down." Alan: "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss." Stu: "You are literally too stupid to insult." Alan: "Thank you."
Apparently, at least according to Stu, Alan is just too stupid to insult. Alan's reply is priceless!
Phil: "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."
How would you react if you woke up to a obviously hungover Alan walking around pantless? You'd probably ask him to put pants on too. Or at least shorts.
Phil: ""You're not really wearing that are you?"" Alan: ""Wearing what?" Phil: ""The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you guys just f**kin' with me?" Alan: ""It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." Phil: ""So does Joy Behar."
In this clip, Phil is obviously perturbed by Alan's satchel/man purse.
Phil: ""The Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is?" Dr. Valsh: ""I do. It's at the corner of get a map and f**k off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide."
When Phil asks for directions to The Best Little Chapel, Dr. Valsh has a snarky comeback that will no doubt make you laugh.
Alan: ""There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!" Phil: [Phil walks into the bathroom, then hurries out] ""Holy f**k, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!"
How would you react if you walked in the bathroom and found a tiger waiting to greet you? Phil's reaction is appropriate.
Phil: "Whose baby is that?" Stu: "Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?" Alan: "Yeah, I checked all the rooms. No one's here. Check its collar or something."
The cry of an infant breaks up a conversation between Phil and Stu. What follows is a moment of confusion as they try and figure out who the baby belongs to.
Phil: ""Tracy, it's Phil." Tracy: ""Phil, where the hell are you guys?" Phil: ""Listen, we f**ked up. We lost Doug." Tracy: ""What? We're getting married in five hours!" Phil: ""Yeah... that's not gonna happen."
Here Phil delivers the news to Tracy that he and his buddies have lost Doug. Oops!
Alan: "Counting cards is a foolproof system." Stu: "It's also illegal." Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane." Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too." Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"
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