Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Gets LeakedvJoe Eszterhas, writer of such wonderful films as Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Jean Claude Van Damme's Nowhere to Run (which, okay, actually ruled), accused Mel Gibson of all kinds of anti semitism in a letter that was released by TheWrap.
Mentioned in that letter was that Eszterhas's son had recorded one of Gibson's rant on his iPod. The rant has something to do with Gibson not having received a script on time of a movie named The Maccabees which, once again, was "written" by the guy who wrote Showgirls.
As soon as this was leaked, much like with other Mel Gibson rants, not only did everyone want to hear it immediately, but people had to weigh in on what they thought about it by making jokes at his expense. And at this point, why not?
Here's the best the internet has had to offer so far (page will be updated as remixes and new reactions come in).
Some notable excerpts include:
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Sh*t!
I am earning money for a filthy little c*cksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfu*ker!
So hurry the fu*k up!
Who wants to eat?! Who the fu*k wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
fu*king c*nt c*cksucker whore!
For the full transcription, check it out over at FilmDrunk.
New Lethal Weapon Villains
Mel Gibson should remake Lethal Weapon, but instead of the villains being heroin smugglers, it should be a boy celebrating his Bar Mitzvah.— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) April 19, 2012
Mel Gibson is Scarier Like This
Mel Gibson was WAY less scary yelling about Jews, blacks & rape than he is yelling about dinner.Holy SHIT.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 19, 2012
He's Been Teasing Us with Singles for Years
Mel Gibson's New Movie
"WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER GYRO!!! HOORAY!" -- Mel Gibson in MAD MAX: BEYOND DINNERDOME— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 19, 2012
Holy Crap. We Found the ONE GUY.
I still like Mel Gibson.— djasis (@DjAsIs) April 19, 2012
Also a Possibility
Are we sure that Mel Gibson tape isn't just Gwar doing an a cappella set?— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 19, 2012
At Least He's Earth-Safe
What Was Actually Happening
That new Mel Gibson tape is deceptive. First of all, he's talking to someone two miles away. Also, his sweater is on fire.— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 19, 2012
Patton Oswalt Nails It
On His Method Acting
Remember when Mel Gibson would play a person who freaked out and went into a murderous rage and we just thought he was a great thespian?— Jennifer LaBram (@TheFearBoners) April 19, 2012
Effectively Clearing the Decks
Mel Gibson is what every club needs at 4:00 am when the lights go up— Marie Zambardi (@MarieZam) April 19, 2012
Mel Gibson Doesn't Seem That Bad
Mel Gibson seems like a very cool guy. Probably a lot of fun on road trips.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 19, 2012
Did You Know?!
Hollywood Trivia Minute: Did you know... that raving anti-Semite Mel Gibson was once a prominent film actor?— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 19, 2012
Even DINNER Would Be Ruined...
Can you imagine Mel Gibson in a drive thru if you get his order wrong.— Haymitch Abernathy(@DrunkHaymitchPN) April 19, 2012
The Most Brilliant Request Yet
Can someone make a Mel Gibson/Christian Bale/Bill O'Reilly angry mashup? Please?!?— Katie Orenstein (@ko_design) April 19, 2012
Alright This Is Just True
Mel Gibson Went HAM— LakeShoreSlim (@CampanellaTha1) April 19, 2012