Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Gets LeakedJoe Eszterhas, writer of such wonderful films as Showgirls, Basic Instinct and Jean Claude Van Damme's Nowhere to Run (which, okay, actually ruled), accused Mel Gibson of all kinds of anti semitism in a letter that was released by TheWrap.
Mentioned in that letter was that Eszterhas's son had recorded one of Gibson's rant on his iPod. The rant has something to do with Gibson not having received a script on time of a movie named The Maccabees which, once again, was "written" by the guy who wrote Showgirls.
As soon as this was leaked, much like with other Mel Gibson rants, not only did everyone want to hear it immediately, but people had to weigh in on what they thought about it by making jokes at his expense. And at this point, why not?
Here's the best the internet has had to offer so far (page will be updated as remixes and new reactions come in).
Some notable excerpts include:
I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Sh*t!
I am earning money for a filthy little c*cksucker who takes advantage of me!
Just like every motherfu*ker!
So hurry the fu*k up!
Who wants to eat?! Who the fu*k wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!
fu*king c*nt c*cksucker whore!
For the full transcription, check it out over at FilmDrunk.
New Lethal Weapon Villains
Mel Gibson should remake Lethal Weapon, but instead of the villains being heroin smugglers, it should be a boy celebrating his Bar Mitzvah.— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) April 19, 2012
Mel Gibson is Scarier Like This
Mel Gibson was WAY less scary yelling about Jews, blacks & rape than he is yelling about dinner.Holy SHIT.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 19, 2012
He's Been Teasing Us with Singles for Years
Mel Gibson's New Movie
"WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER GYRO!!! HOORAY!" -- Mel Gibson in MAD MAX: BEYOND DINNERDOME— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 19, 2012
Holy Crap. We Found the ONE GUY.
I still like Mel Gibson.— djasis (@DjAsIs) April 19, 2012
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