quotations The Best Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes  

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One of Robin's best roles in his career, these are the funniest Mrs. Doubtfire quotes from the legendary comedy. Mrs. Doubtfire is an absolutely hilarious story about a voice actor who disguises himself as an older woman to spend time with his kids after a divorce. Robin Williams uses all his comedic talents to the fullest as he does multiple impressions in his dual role as the matronly Mrs. Doubtfire and the boisterous Daniel. There are a lot of great quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire and we want you to vote for your favorites. 

Mrs. Doubtfire won an Academy Award for Best Makeup, which it certainly should have. Some of the best Mrs. Doubtfire quotes come when Daniel is trying to disguise himself, including one very funny scene where his mask is coming off. Let us know what your favorite quote from Mrs. Doubtfire is by upvoting your top picks below. Videos are included when possible so you can watch the scene that the quotes is in.
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Run-By Fruiting?

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Stu:  What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.Mrs. Doubtfire: Loser? Oh, yeah.POW!
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

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I'm Not Who You Think I Am

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Daniel: Alright, listen to me. I'm not who you think I am.
Chris: Yeah, no shit!
Daniel: Watch your mouth, young man!
Lydia: Oh my god.
Chris: Dad?
Daniel: Yeah.
Lydia: Dad?
Daniel: Yeah, honey.
Chris: But you don't like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad?
Daniel: Well, some of it's comfortable - NO! No; it's a pain in the padded ass. This isn't a way of life; it's just a job. I don't go to old-lady bars or anything like that after work, you know. It's just the only way I can see you guys every day.
Chris: Who did this to you?
Daniel: Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.
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I'm Ready for my Close Up

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Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson.Frank: You look like her mother.Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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Dude Looks Like a Lady

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(music) Dude looks like a lady...