The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona By analise.dubner  [232 more lists]

Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.

H.I.: Bill Roberts?

Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.

Okay. That's a disease, but you got a cure. Doctor Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thy self.

You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.

And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?