Raising Arizona is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and the dialogue is as close to brilliant as you can get. That's why it's time for a list of the best Raising Arizona quotes. I put down just a few of the top quotes and lines from Raising Arizona, now give me yours! With these Raising Arizona movie quotes, you can chuckle along to the wit and wisdom of H.I. McDonaugh, Ed, and even Nathan Arizona.
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Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Ray, you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!
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Machine Shop Earbender
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.
H.I.: Bill Roberts?
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.
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Nathan Arizona Sr.
You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.
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Okay. That's a disease, but you got a cure. Doctor Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thy self.
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I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.