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EvelleEvelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Nathan Arizona Sr.You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.
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Hayseed in the PickupSon, you got a panty on your head.
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Machine Shop Earbender Added by: dubierMachine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.
H.I.: Bill Roberts?
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.
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H.I.There's right and there's right and never the t'wain shall meet.
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DotRay, you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!
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Glenn Added by: MilhouseVanHautenOkay. That's a disease, but you got a cure. Doctor Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thy self.
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Gale Added by: dubierI know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
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I don't really need another kid, but Dot says these are gettin' too big to cuddle. Added by: Bootsdad
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Leonard SmallsCops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it. You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
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