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Machine Shop Earbender Added by: dubier
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.
H.I.: Bill Roberts?
Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.
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Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Hayseed in the Pickup
Son, you got a panty on your head.
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Nathan Arizona Sr.
Hell, they're all disgruntled. I aint running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"
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And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.
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H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
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