The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona Films

The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona

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Raising Arizona is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and the dialogue is as close to brilliant as you can get. That's why it's time for a list of the best Raising Arizona quotes. I put down just a few of the top quotes and lines from Raising Arizona, now give me yours! With these Raising Arizona movie quotes, you can chuckle along to the wit and wisdom of H.I. McDonaugh, Ed, and even Nathan Arizona.

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    Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
    Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
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    Nathan Arizona Sr.

    You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You gotta table and no chairs, you got dick.
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    Hayseed in the Pickup

    Son, you got a panty on your head.
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    Machine Shop Earbender Added by: dubier

    Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.

    H.I.: Bill Roberts?

    Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.
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    There's right and there's right and never the t'wain shall meet.
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    Ray, you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!
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    Glenn Added by: MilhouseVanHauten

    Okay. That's a disease, but you got a cure. Doctor Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thy self.
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    Gale Added by: dubier

    I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
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    I don't really need another kid, but Dot says these are gettin' too big to cuddle. Added by: Bootsdad

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    Leonard Smalls

    Cops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it. You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
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