The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona Films
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The Best Quotes From Raising Arizona

Raising Arizona is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and the dialogue is as close to brilliant as you can get. I put down just a few of the top quotes and lines from Raising Arizona, now give me yours! Then vote, vote, vote!

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    Machine Shop Earbender Added by: dubier

    Machine Shop Ear-Bender: So we were doin' paramedical work in affiliation with the state highway system. Not actual practice, you understand. And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Miles.

    H.I.: Bill Roberts?

    Machine Shop Ear-Bender: No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.

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    Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
    Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.

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    Hayseed in the Pickup

    Son, you got a panty on your head.

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    Nathan Arizona Sr.

    Hell, they're all disgruntled. I aint running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"

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    And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

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    H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

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