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The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of these guys and add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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  1. 1
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    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    added by: Lons
    “ In Rod we trust... „
  2. 2
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    Santa's Little Helper

    Pet, Greyhound racing
    “ I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever. „
  3. 3
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    Pinchy

    Homer's lobster
    “ My dear, sweet Pinchy. No more pain where you are now, boy. Oh, God, that's tasty! I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy
    this.     „
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    Mojo The Helper Monkey

    “ Why is that monkey wearing a diaper?...You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors... I want you to take that monkey back... „
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    Scratchy

    “ The victim of multiple homicides at the hands of Itchy „
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    Mr. Teeny

    Krusty's chimp
    “ Louis "Mr. Teeny" Toot, also known as Joseph Teeny, and know to his mother as Louise, is Krusty's chain-smoking trained monkey. „
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    Kang & Kodos

    “ Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others! „
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    Blinky

    Three eyed fish
    “ Oh, Marge, what's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had. „
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    Itchy

    “ The murderous mouse from the cartoon „
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    Stampy

    Bart's Elephant
    “ Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so hungry. „
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    Linguo

    Lisa's grammar robot
    “ Linguo ... IS...dead. „
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    Snowball

    “ I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died! „
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    Bobo

    Mr Burn's Bear
    “ Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo... „
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    Dog with the Shifty Eyes

    added by: Chaz Fletcher
    “ The people will suspect the dog. „
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    Stewart

    A duck who works at the power plant
    “ I stand by my hiring practices. „
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    Harry Plopper

    Homer's pig
    “ Spiderpig, spiderpig... does whatever a spiderpig does... „
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    AT-5000 Auto-dialer

    added by: MilhouseVanHauten
    “ Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer. My very first patent. Aw, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming. „
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    Lard Lad

    added by: dubier
    “ He came to life. Good for him. „
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    King Snorky

    Dolphin King
    “ I, King Snorky, hereby banish all humans to the sea! „
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    Bitey

    The closet possum
    “ I call the big one Bitey. „
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    Gabbo

    added by: Deric
    “ That ought to hold the SOBs. „
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    Poochie

    “ Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I've ever seen. „
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    Gremlin

    added by: dubier
    “ Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral! „
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    Screamapillar

    Endangered insect
    “ The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die. „
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    Laddie

    Bart's Mail Order Dog
    “ You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving! „
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    Executive Vice President

    added by: dubier
    “ He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it. Find this dog. I want to make him my Executive Vice President. „
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    Duff McShark

    Duff Beer Mascot
    “ Duff McShark. Guys want to be him, girls think they can change him. „
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    Jub-Jub

    “ Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? „
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    Menthol Moose

    added by: Lons
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    Superdude

    The class hamster
    “ I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial. „
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    General Sherman

    Giant Bass
    “ Yep, General Sherman. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, and most people do, he's hundred years if he's a day. „
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    Strangles

    Bart's Python
    “ That'll do, snake. That'll do. „
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    Furious George

    Knife fighting monkey
    “ 'Furious George', the embattled chimp, appears freshly knived! „
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    Anastasia

    Gunter & Ernst's White Tiger
    “ A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja? „
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    Duncan

    Bart's racehorse
    “ Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences. „
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    Princess

    Lisa's Pony
    “ Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home? „
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    Toot-Toot

    Chimp that kidnapped Bart
    “ Local boy Bart Simpson is being held hostage by an angry chimpanzee! „

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    1. RushtmeMerola
      The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters at 3/06/2012 12:22 PM
      Wow that's a lot of characters I wasn't even aware of... hmm.. I guess time to start watching Simpsons.
    2. R20X
      Inanimate Carbon Rod at 3/01/2012 7:29 AM
      Never Heard of the Damn thing

      List Rating 6/10

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