The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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The Simpsons is full of hilarious characters, but what about the cornucopia of animals and creatures that come in and out of the show's life? Vote for the best of non-human Simpsons characters, from Santa's Little Helper to Kang to Linguo. Who are the funniest? The most memorable? The non-humans who make The Simpsons what it is? Just because Snowball doesn't talk doesn't mean she is expendable. Who are the best animal, alien, and inanimate characters on The Simpsons? Add any that you think are missing, so that we can turn this into a definitive list of Simpsons animals, inanimate objects, and other characters. As you can see, there are many more Simpsons animal characters beyond Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, Itchy & Scratchy, and Mojo the Helper Monkey.
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    I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

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    In rod we trust...

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    Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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    I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died!

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    Bobo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    Who's...Bobo, sir? Bobo? Duh..uh, I meant Lobo...Sherrif Lobo...

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    Oh no, Bart. I never look out the window of a bus! If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

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    Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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    Spirit Guide (a.k.a. "the Space Coyote") Johnny, Wolfy.

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    Nibbles is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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    "Chew through my ball sack"

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    Stewart is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    I stand by my hiring practices.

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    Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.

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    Canary M. Burns is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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    Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!

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    Anastasia is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    A round of applause, please, for Anastasia. She loves show-business. So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

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    Spider-pig is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    Spider-pig

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    Jebadiah springfield is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    Jebadiah springfield

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    Princess is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


    Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?

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    The Hounds is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters

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    The Hounds

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    The Simpsons

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    Funzo

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    Snowball I

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    Captain jack is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Simpsons Non-Human Characters


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    Worker and parasite

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    Stingy and battery

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