- 1+ 17- 3
Father Monaghan: "Alejandro, your adoptive parents, Don and Ellie, are other than Catholic."
Missy: "His biological mother is very much a Catholic. We just found out that she's coming to the wedding."
Alejandro: "She is… Oh God!"
While talking to Father Monaghan in preparation for the wedding service, Missy and Alejandro panic when they realize how Alejandro's mother will react if she, the devout Catholic, learns that his parents are divorced, a sin in her book.
- 2+ 13- 4
You Were My Best Friend
Ellie: "You were in love with Don Griffin from the first time I introduced you."
Bebe: "Well then why didn't you just run me over with your car or something?"
Ellie: "You were my best friend!"
Ellie and Bebe share a moment talking about their shared love for Don. While Bebe is surprised that Ellie never acted out when her best friend stole her husband, Ellie opts for the high road.
- 3+ 8- 2
Great Big Fat Sin
Ellie: "Do you know what your son just told me? Al's biological mother is under the impression that divorce is a great big fat sin."
Ellie freaks out after Alejandro mentions his biological mother's Catholic beliefs on divorce. Indeed this creates quite the conundrum as they all plan to gather for his wedding.
- 4+ 9- 4
Don: "Want a piece of advice, kid? Stay single as long as you can." [to Ellie] "It was a joke. Oh, right, I forgot, you haven't laughed since the 60s."
Ellie: "Yeah, not since I married you."
Don: "Yeah well promise to never do that again."
Don shares a piece of advice to his soon-to-be-married son Alejandro. Ellie does not quite appreciate the comment and makes it well known.
- 5+ 5- 1
My Ex-Wife Is Here
Ellie: "Hello? Oh wow, he married her."
Don: "If you insist…"
Bebe: "Oh, Donny!" [Bebe spots Ellie] "Oh! Ellie?"
Don: "My ex-wife is here."
Bebe: "I hardly recognized you. You look so, so, so…"
When Ellie arrives at Don's house prior to the wedding, she surprises Don and Bebe who were ready to get a little naughty on the kitchen counter. Don sums up her arrival simply as unexpected.
- 6+ 1- 0
Don Y Ellie Griffin
Alejandro: [to Don and Ellie] "Guys"
Ellie: "What?" [grabs Don's hand]
Don: "What are you doing?"
Alejandro: [to Madonna] "Estros son mis padres Don y Ellie Griffin"
Don and Ellie: [broken Spanish]
When Madonna, Alejandro's biological mother, arrives, Don and Ellie do their best to make it seem like they are still together. They do that pretty well but their broken Spanish needs a lot of work.
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