- 1+ 17- 3
Oh GodvFather Monaghan: "Alejandro, your adoptive parents, Don and Ellie, are other than Catholic."
Missy: "His biological mother is very much a Catholic. We just found out that she's coming to the wedding."
Alejandro: "She is… Oh God!"
While talking to Father Monaghan in preparation for the wedding service, Missy and Alejandro panic when they realize how Alejandro's mother will react if she, the devout Catholic, learns that his parents are divorced, a sin in her book.
- 2+ 13- 4
You Were My Best FriendvEllie: "You were in love with Don Griffin from the first time I introduced you."
Bebe: "Well then why didn't you just run me over with your car or something?"
Ellie: "You were my best friend!"
Ellie and Bebe share a moment talking about their shared love for Don. While Bebe is surprised that Ellie never acted out when her best friend stole her husband, Ellie opts for the high road.
- 3+ 8- 2
Great Big Fat SinEllie: "Do you know what your son just told me? Al's biological mother is under the impression that divorce is a great big fat sin."
Ellie freaks out after Alejandro mentions his biological mother's Catholic beliefs on divorce. Indeed this creates quite the conundrum as they all plan to gather for his wedding.
- 4+ 9- 4
Stay SinglevDon: "Want a piece of advice, kid? Stay single as long as you can." [to Ellie] "It was a joke. Oh, right, I forgot, you haven't laughed since the 60s."
Ellie: "Yeah, not since I married you."
Don: "Yeah well promise to never do that again."
Don shares a piece of advice to his soon-to-be-married son Alejandro. Ellie does not quite appreciate the comment and makes it well known.
- 5+ 5- 1
My Ex-Wife Is HereEllie: "Hello? Oh wow, he married her."
Don: "If you insist…"
Bebe: "Oh, Donny!" [Bebe spots Ellie] "Oh! Ellie?"
Don: "My ex-wife is here."
Bebe: "I hardly recognized you. You look so, so, so…"
When Ellie arrives at Don's house prior to the wedding, she surprises Don and Bebe who were ready to get a little naughty on the kitchen counter. Don sums up her arrival simply as unexpected.
- 6+ 1- 0
Don Y Ellie GriffinAlejandro: [to Don and Ellie] "Guys"
Ellie: "What?" [grabs Don's hand]
Don: "What are you doing?"
Alejandro: [to Madonna] "Estros son mis padres Don y Ellie Griffin"
Don and Ellie: [broken Spanish]
When Madonna, Alejandro's biological mother, arrives, Don and Ellie do their best to make it seem like they are still together. They do that pretty well but their broken Spanish needs a lot of work.
- 7+ 0- 0
Such Elegant TasteMadonna: "Esta casa es tan eleganto."
Ellie: "Oh, si! It's not reallly.. Oh my goodness, I have such elegant taste!"
Upon entering Don's home, Madonna compliments Ellie on her decorating skills. Ellie thinks fast, hiding a portrait of Bebe, and playing it off as if she lives there.
- 8+ 0- 0
Raised by HeathensAlejandro: "She gave up her only son so that I could have a chance at a better life and now she left Colombia only to find out that I've been lying about being raised by heathens for the past 15 years. No offense."
Don: "None taken"
As explained to his family over a meal, Alejandro talks about how his biological mother will be devastated if she learns that adoptive parents Don and Ellie have divorced.
- 9+ 4- 3
Just Pretend to Be MarriedLyla: "So just pretend to be married for the weekend. What's the big deal?"
Bebe: "So if those two are married, what does that make me?"
Don: "My concubine"
Lyla comes up with what might be a solution to this whole divorce is a sin deal. She suggests that Don and Ellie pretend, just for the weekend, that they are still together. This outs Don's new squeeze, Bebe, in an awkward position for a few days.
- 10+ 1- 1
You Look BreathtakingDon: "Sweetheart"
Don: "You look breathtaking"
Lyla: "You've packed on a few."
Lyla has never been really that close to her parents but has returned home for the wedding festivities. Don tries to greet her with some sugar but she only gives him vinegar in return.
- 11+ 1- 2
I'm Your DaughterLyla: "You know why I've stayed away from you for all these years? Because I'm your daughter. Jared got mom's traits and I won the lottery with all of yours."
Lyla tries to talk to father Don about why she's been so distant from the family throughout the years. She explains that she didn't get the good traits from her mother, rather the bad ones from him.
- 12+ 0- 1
I'll Be Your CaptainBebe: "Welcome to Webowan Country Club. I will be your captain this evening."
Don: "I will have the filet mignon."
Bebe: "I don't think so."
Bebe, as to not rise suspicion on why she's there, pretends to be a server at the country club where the family meets prior to the wedding. She does however break character for a moment when throwing a menu on Don's lap after he orders the most expensive steak on the menu.