The countdown to the big game, Super Bowl
XLVII, is on and there's nothing you will need more on game day than a solid drinking plan. Ok, you're going to need, like, a TV, snacks, people, and booze to have said drinking game
, but dammit, the drinking game is what's going to bring all those other elements together in perfectly chaotic harmony.
We all know the basics of the game
by now: Coach Harbaugh's team will take on Coach Harbaugh's team at the Superdome and no one really cares because there will not be a Manning at QB for either side. Oh, and Beyonce will lipsync something at halftime. Did I get it? Nailed it.
Now that you know the basics, let's get into the specifics of how you're going to get strategically drunk throughout the broadcast as the events of the game and the choices of the producers turn into a glorious telecast that's more about commercials and gambling than the game for AT LEAST 50% of the viewers.
This Super Bowl drinking game is here to make the showdown between the Ravens and the 49ers just a little bit more watchable, and of course, to get you drunk. Go into this drinking game with a "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" mentality and you just might
make it through halftime without cursing the elder Harbaughs for ever procreating.