film The Definitive Greatest Film Supercuts of All Time

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With all these film supercuts, Mega-Cuts, compilations and mash-ups going around, it's time to put them in one place (and attribute the credit accordingly, of course.) Here is the definitive list of (worth-watching) film supercuts, mash-ups, compilations or whatever you call them. From Nic Cage "losing his s**t" to bullies coming up with creative insults to dancing, here is a constantly-updating list of film super-cuts so you can watch them all at once, then go outside and realize how nice it is to be away from a computer. And then go back to your master immediately!

250 Introductions

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Sometimes while watching these Mega-Cuts, you come to the realization that there really are an insane amount of different stitchings in our cultural fabric, as a society. And sometimes while watching these Mega-Cuts you also realize the sad "what did I do with my life" amount of movies you've seen when you can identify all but 3 films in an 8 minute Mega-Cut.

If you think about it, though, this was probably the easiest one to make by far. All you need is to find the part of the movie where the most iconic characters in film history introduce themselves. So, in that respect, a lazy cut, but there's something so incredibly moving about hearing some of the greatest characters in film history say their own freakin' name.

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

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When football teams are losing by several touchdowns at halftime, when you spend all day cleaning just to have the kids come home to mess it up, or for when the McRib goes away again (the McRib is seriously the deadbeat dad of fast food), they really should just play this video for people.

It's easy to tune out when your furrow-browed, white-haired coach is yelling at you, but it's a lot harder to space out when people like Morgan Freeman and John Belushi are telling you to perk up and get your s**t straight. Even if you're getting up right now to grab some more Cheetos (doesn't that sound good? C'monnn...), you're going to do it with pride. Why? Because you deserve it (because you watched this video)!

The Stanley Kubrick One-Point Perspective Supercut

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There Are Two Kinds of People Supercut

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Nic Cage Gets Pissed

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I didn't think Disney hired people who had any kind of negative image whatsoever, I mean they fired Keith Richards because they got inside information that he had tried drugs that one time (which really, it was a surprise to all of us.) Despite all of this, they got Nicolas Cage to star in the National Treasure movies even when he has scenes and movies like these.

The greatest ones come from, well, every movie, where you kind of realize Nicolas Cage is sort of a crazy actor. I mean, if you're a director looking to cast someone and you want crazy, that's who you get. But what would it feel like to make the decision "Nicolas Cage. I want to WORK with Nicolas Cage..."? The answer, I imagine, is "dirty".

BONUS: Check the guy's shirt in the background at 1:24. Subtle script cue for Cage?

The Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll Be Back Supercut

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This happened way more often than I remember it.


Movie Insults

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Is calling your friends "douchebag" and "poopie-butt" getting old? Well no worry, the 80s and early 90s language-exploration period (where people were more generally into grossing each other out descriptively or referencing bathroom items in order to prove a point) is here to save the day!

These are the 100 Best Movie Insults of All Time and they're pretty damned good.

Language is NSFW, obviously, depending on where you work.

Famous Last Words

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Behind public speaking, death is the second biggest fear in the world, in case you've never heard Jerry Seinfeld speak.

Before we ask why public speaking is first, we should ask why death is even on the list. I'm more afraid I won't be able to think of anything bad-ass to say right before I die.

The people in this video are pros at it, so learn in case you're ever in intense enough pain to know that your life is about to end. Then make sure someone's listening (but be quick about it, "you guys, seriously!" are the worst imaginable last words I can think of), then recite one of these bad boys. Any one could work. Especially Yoda's.
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