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So, I Have This Idea For A Reality Show...
DISCOVERY GUNMAN:
The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!
ENGLISH:
Basically, he's saying that the Discover Channel needs to have daily, Prime Time television slots dedicated to shows where solutions to save the planet are thought of and executed. New environmental ideas, machines, etc.
It's actually not a bad idea until he starts up with the "no more babies" thing. He's vehemently against human beings procreating, apparently, and thinks that the overpopulation problem is going to destroy the planet.
He also makes sure to tell them to "make it interesting", which probably means he's been watching Discovery Health lately. Although his demands kind of get crazier and crazier as we go along... let's move on.
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NO MORE Shows About Having Babies
DISCOVERY GUNMAN:
All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.
ENGLISH:
Actually, it's pretty clear what he wants. He sees overpopulation as a huge problem, doesn't care about human beings, probably wishes he was a squirrel, and doesn't want any more shows about babies.
Apparently he's seen and is also not a fan of the great Discovery shows "Obese and Pregnant", "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" and "Jon & Kate Plus Eight", three Discovery-owned shows.
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NO MORE WAR, BECAUSE WAR = BABIES
GUNMAN:
All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease.
There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict.
Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons.
Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace.
WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!
ENGLISH:
"NO MORE WAR! Why? Not because war is immoral, but because wars seem to lead to MORE humans, somehow. In World War II we had 2 Billion humans, look at us now. THREE TIMES MORE HUMANS! I thought war was supposed to KILL people!
So yeah, no more war. Also, anti-war and peace movements are bullshit... don't pay attention to anyone anti-war. ANYONE..."
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Humans Should Realize They're Destroying Everything and Should Own Up to It
GUNMAN:
Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is.
That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed.
Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down!
This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get h**l off the planet! Breathe Oil!
It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??
ENGLISH:
He's basically saying to all of us "own up to your s**t, humanity. Religions and pollution have ruined this Earth. Discovery Channel must drive this message into the ground until this changes", which really starts sounding crazier and crazier because who the h**l watches Discovery Channel often enough for this to really make a difference?
Even if this were on NBC, this guy would still need to go NUTS on EVERY channel to make any semblance of a difference.
He also thinks the people at Discovery should look into space travel.
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No More Immigration, Arizona State Law Was Right
GUNMAN:
Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that.
Find solutions to stopping it.
Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently.
Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies.
FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)
ENGLISH:
He's basically saying "ARIZONA STATE LAW WAS RIGHT! NO MORE IMMIGRANTS! Not because of racism and intolerance, though, but because the first world is actually HELPING the third world survive and that is contributing to overpopulation. We need to thin the heard a little. Cut it out, America!"
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Reverse Global Warming, No More Babies, Live in Huts
GUNMAN
Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy.
Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth!
Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!
ENGLISH:
He's telling us that we need to balance out everything we're doing to the earth and we need to stop using oil and to no longer have babies or live in houses that strain on the environment.
This would actually be great if this psychopath's solution wasn't to stop having babies altogether. Newsflash, buddy, nobody's ever gonna stop banging. Maybe this guy's a virgin?...
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STOP MAKING FOOD AND DIE!
GUNMAN:
Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race.
Talk about Evolution.
Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!!
ENGLISH:
He wants everyone to read more Malthus. He's a guy who talked about overpopulation in the 19th century. He said the following things:
"The power of population is indefinitely greater than the power in the earth to produce subsistence for man".
Malthus believed that people could not stop human nature (but apparently, this Gunman thinks that Discovery Channel can). Here are some more Malthus quotes:
"Must it not then be acknowledged by an attentive examiner of the histories of mankind, that in every age and in every State in which man has existed, or does now exist
That the increase of population is necessarily limited by the means of subsistence,
That population does invariably increase when the means of subsistence increase, and,
That the superior power of population it repressed, and the actual population kept equal to the means of subsistence, by misery and vice."
So people should stop food production, because that'll stop people production... this guy's kind of out for human extinction... not sure a reality show would solve that.
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Save the Animals and the Planet - Not People
GUNMAN:
Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population.
That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies!
You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!
ENGLISH:
"Screw people, save the PLANET. Apparently, this guy is all for the planet and not for people. Saving the planet doesn't mean saving humanity, it means the non-human population. So save the creatures (except for people)!"
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Make More Shows About The Economy, Dismantle The Economy
GUNMAN:
Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy.
Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.
ENGLISH:
"Make more useful shows, Discovery Channel! Like, make shows that end one of the most powerful economies in the world. Maybe more Shark Week would help? I really like MSNBC's Mad Money. Do something like that, only make it solve EVERYTHING, please."
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No More Shows About Weapons, Expose Arms Salesmen
GUNMAN:
Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!
ENGLISH:
"Obviously, this gun-toting pacifist wants peace and no more weapons. He actually wants TLC to not develop any more shows that have anything to do with weapons. If there are any in development, condemn the people making them, or turn the shows into anti-weapons shows.
Oh and no more baby shows, for the love of God!"
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Fix Unemployment and Homelessness, Discovery, C'mon!
GUNMAN:
You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.
ENGLISH:
"Too much unemployment right now. It's making me nervous. This could lead to war. And we've already learned that war leads to babies which leads to a dead planet, so please fix unemployment."
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I Expect Your Fall Lineup in the Morning, Discovery. Greenlight My Show!
GUNMEN:
Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!
It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!
Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!
The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.
Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
The humans? The planet does not need humans.
You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!
I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.
ENGLISH:
"In conclusion, humans suck, we're a disease, like the bad guy said at the end of The Matrix, and I love the following animals: Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
I wish I were a squirrel.
Save the planet. F**k US, though, the planet would be FINE without us. Trust me.
I expect this world-saving TV Fall Lineup soon, Discovery, and I want proof that all of this is happening. Also, keep in mind my awesome idea from my first demand. That show should be the most popular one, kind of your 'Seinfeld', if you will."
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NO MORE Shows About Having Babies at 9/02/2010 11:25 AM
I have 3 kids and a fourth on the way. One at a time. Because a healthy baby weighs between 6-8 pounds at birth, not 1-3.
So, I Have This Idea For A Reality Show... at 9/02/2010 5:02 PM
You can only r**e and plunder the planet for so long.. somethings gotta give, h**l it's already started.