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Two Years is Nothing
Violet: "I got a job for two years."
Tom: "Two years is nothing."
Tom: "We'll start planning the wedding again, from there."
Here's a tip: Don't put off planning the wedding, because you just never know what will happen. Life has a way of totally screwing things up -- and, in this case, that's definitely true.
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Don't Get in Front of the Train
Carol: "Here's our guest list."
Violet: "There's like, 600 people..."
Carol: "I know."
Violet: "Maybe just..."
Carol: "You don't want to get in front of this train, Violet."
Poor Violet: She's understandably overwhelmed by all of the wedding-related planning, particularly the (ever growing) guest list. Thanks to Carol (Tom's mom), the simple, elegant ceremony just became a small rock concert in size...
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Saving Private Ryan
Sylvia: "To Tom and Violet!" (raises a toast) "One assumes that everything is going to turn out like some romantic comedy, but most engagements end up like Saving Private Ryan. Good luck. God knows you're going to need it."
Violet's mother, Sylvia (Jacki Weaver), is pretty realistic. She knows that engagements can be messy -- but in this case, even she probably underestimates how messy they can get.
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Rabbi: "Of course, the men will wear yarmulkes..."
Violet: "Babe, you don't have a yarmulke..."
Tom: "I have a whole...it's in my...Jewish drawer."
Tom has a Jewish drawer? I suppose he's had plenty of time to start one, given how long it's taking for his wedding to Violet to, you know, actually happen.
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Guy Wedding Planning
Tom: "French vanilla with coconut custard? I mean, who thinks of that? Some sort of genius."
Tarquin: "With or without the fruit compote?"
Bill: "You're gonna want the fruit compote. Mmm this cake is so good. Cake tasting is the best!"
Tom: "I know. I don't know why girls get so tense about all this planning. It's fun!"
Tom and his buddies, Tarquin (Brian Posehn) and Bill (Chris Parnell), don't have a clue about how tough planning a wedding can be. No, they get the easy part (and the fun part): cake tasting!
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