The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 
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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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    Try N' Save Discount store

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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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    Leftorium Specialty gifts

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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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    Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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    J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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    Knockers Restaurant

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    The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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    Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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    Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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    King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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    I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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    Dead Lobster

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    Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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    Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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    Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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    SHØP Furniture

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    All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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    International House of Answering Machines Answering machines

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    Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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    Motherloving Sugar Corp. Sugar manufacturer

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    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic Health services

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    Rock Bottom Remainders Bookstore

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    The Leaf Garret Tea house

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    Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles Used car dealership

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    Cinderblock Village Cinderblocks

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    Simpson & Son Grease Co. My retirement grease!

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