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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.
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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

    “ Gun store „
  2. 2
    Up 57
    Down 8

    Try N' Save

    “ Discount store „
  3. 3
    Up 61
    Down 11

    Stoner's Pot Palace

    added by: MarkCoggins
    “ Pots and Pans store „
  4. 4
    Up 57
    Down 9

    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

    “ Lionel Hutz's Law Firm „
  5. 5
    Up 42
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    You Thai Now

    added by: dubier
  6. 6
    Up 40
    Down 10

    Semi-Painless Dentistry

    “ Formerly 'Painful Dentistry' „
  7. 7
    Up 50
    Down 18

    Donner's Party Supplies

    “ Party supply store „
  8. 8
    Up 31
    Down 5

    It Blows

    added by: James1
    “ The Air Conditioner Store „
  9. 9
    Up 32
    Down 7

    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

    added by: James1
  10. 10
    Up 39
    Down 13

    Toys 'L' Us

    “ Toy store in Chinatown „
  11. 11
    Up 34
    Down 10

    Leftorium

    “ Specialty gifts „
  12. 12
    Up 37
    Down 13

    Knockers

    “ Restaurant „
  13. 13
    Up 40
    Down 16

    Gulp N' Blow

    “ Fast Food „
  14. 14
    Up 38
    Down 15

    Shot In The Face

    “ Photo studio „
  15. 15
    Up 33
    Down 12

    SHØP

    “ Furniture „
  16. 16
    Up 33
    Down 12

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service

    “ Babysitting services „
  17. 17
    Up 29
    Down 9

    I.P.O. Friday's

    “ Investment firm „
  18. 18
    Up 30
    Down 10

    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

    “ Internet Company „
  19. 19
    Up 31
    Down 12

    The Boob Tubery

    “ Electronic appliance store „
  20. 20
    Up 29
    Down 12

    Abercrombie & The Other Guy

    “ Clothing „
  21. 21
    Up 24
    Down 8

    Hairy Shearers

    added by: cappiebara
  22. 22
    Up 21
    Down 6

    Pay & Park & Pay

    added by: James1
    “ Parking garage „
  23. 23
    Up 24
    Down 9

    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin'

    “ Bakery „
  24. 24
    Up 27
    Down 13

    King Toot's Music Store

    “ Musical instrument shop „
  25. 25
    Up 29
    Down 15

    Painful Memories Party Supplies

    “ Party supplies „
  26. 26
    Up 21
    Down 9

    Pool Sharks

    “ Pool sales & supplies „
  27. 27
    Up 24
    Down 12

    J.R.R. Toykin's

    “ Toy store „
  28. 28
    Up 25
    Down 13

    Eye Caramba

    “ Optical shop „
  29. 29
    Up 17
    Down 8

    Cockamamies

    “ Antiques and collectibles „
  30. 30
    Up 20
    Down 11

    Dead Lobster

    “ Seafood restaurant „
  31. 31
    Up 16
    Down 9

    Chez Guevara

    added by: James1
    “ Night Club „
  32. 32
    Up 18
    Down 11

    All Creatures Great and Cheap

    “ Pet Store „
  33. 33
    Up 18
    Down 11

    Gum For Less

    “ Candy store „
  34. 34
    Up 20
    Down 13

    Southern Cracker

    “ The Dryyyyyyy Cracker „
  35. 35
    Up 15
    Down 11

    Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles

    “ Used car dealership „
  36. 36
    Up 15
    Down 11

    Noiseland Video Arcade

    “ Video arcade „
  37. 37
    Up 13
    Down 9

    International House of Answering Machines

    “ Answering machines „
  38. 38
    Up 15
    Down 12

    Simpson & Son Grease Co.

    “ My retirement grease! „
  39. 39
    Up 16
    Down 14

    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

    “ Ice cream shop „
  40. 40
    Up 14
    Down 12

    Broken-Home Chimney Repair

    “ Home repair „
  41. 41
    Up 13
    Down 11

    Monocolecrafters

    “ Optical shop „
  42. 42
    Up 13
    Down 11

    Motherloving Sugar Corp.

    “ Sugar manufacturer „
  43. 43
    Up 12
    Down 10

    Rock Bottom Remainders

    “ Bookstore „
  44. 44
    Up 12
    Down 11

    Gull Things Considered

    “ Bookstore „
  45. 45
    Up 14
    Down 14

    Cinderblock Village

    “ Cinderblocks „
  46. 46
    Up 11
    Down 11

    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic

    “ Health services „
  47. 47
    Up 10
    Down 10

    Girdles N' Such

    “ Lingerie „
  48. 48
    Up 9
    Down 12

    Neat & Tidy Piano Movers

    “ Moving company „
  49. 49
    Up 11
    Down 16

    Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill

    “ Historical Mill „
  50. 50
    Up 8
    Down 14

    The Leaf Garret

    “ Tea house „

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    1. briecheeseisbest
      The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons at 2/16/2013 1:30 PM
      Funny Simpsons Stores ! Jajaja!
    2. rockinrobyn
      The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons at 1/22/2013 2:30 PM
      Simpsons Businesses . No idea
    3. Rhyno86
      The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons at 5/21/2012 12:26 PM
      Missing Morningwood Penitentiary. I know it's not technically a business, but...

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