The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons Anything

The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 
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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

    Gun store
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    Stoner's Pot Palace

    added by: MarkCoggins
    Pots and Pans store
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    Try N' Save

    Discount store
  4. 4
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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

    Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
  5. 5
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    Semi-Painless Dentistry

    Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
  6. 6
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    You Thai Now

    added by: dubier
  7. 7
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    Leftorium

    Specialty gifts
  8. 8
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    Knockers

    Restaurant
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    Gulp N' Blow

    Fast Food
  10. 10
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    Donner's Party Supplies

    Party supply store
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    It Blows

    added by: James1
    The Air Conditioner Store
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    Toys 'L' Us

    Toy store in Chinatown
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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service

    Babysitting services
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    Abercrombie & The Other Guy

    Clothing
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    Shot In The Face

    Photo studio
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    Hairy Shearers

    added by: cappiebara
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    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

    Internet Company
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    Pay & Park & Pay

    added by: James1
    Parking garage
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    Eye Caramba

    Optical shop
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    I.P.O. Friday's

    Investment firm
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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

    added by: James1
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    J.R.R. Toykin's

    Toy store
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    Painful Memories Party Supplies

    Party supplies
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    The Boob Tubery

    Electronic appliance store
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    SHØP

    Furniture
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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin'

    Bakery
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    Pool Sharks

    Pool sales & supplies
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    King Toot's Music Store

    Musical instrument shop
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    Dead Lobster

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    Cockamamies

    Antiques and collectibles
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    All Creatures Great and Cheap

    Pet Store
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    Southern Cracker

    The Dryyyyyyy Cracker
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    Chez Guevara

    added by: James1
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    Noiseland Video Arcade

    Video arcade
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    International House of Answering Machines

    Answering machines
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    Monocolecrafters

    Optical shop
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    Motherloving Sugar Corp.

    Sugar manufacturer
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    Gum For Less

    Candy store
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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

    Ice cream shop
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    Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles

    Used car dealership
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    Rock Bottom Remainders

    Bookstore
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    new! Stern Lecture Plumbing

    I told you not to flush that
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    Cinderblock Village

    Cinderblocks
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    Simpson & Son Grease Co.

    My retirement grease!
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    Broken-Home Chimney Repair

    Home repair
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    Gull Things Considered

    Bookstore
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    Up 14
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    Girdles N' Such

    Lingerie
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    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic

    Health services
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    The Leaf Garret

    Tea house
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    Neat & Tidy Piano Movers

    Moving company
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