The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 
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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

    Gun store
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    Try N' Save

    Discount store
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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

    Lionel Hutz's Law Firm
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    Stoner's Pot Palace

    added by: MarkCoggins
    Pots and Pans store
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    Semi-Painless Dentistry

    Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'
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    You Thai Now

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    Leftorium

    Specialty gifts
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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service

    Babysitting services
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    It Blows

    added by: James1
    The Air Conditioner Store
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    Knockers

    Restaurant
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    J.R.R. Toykin's

    Toy store
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    Hairy Shearers

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    Toys 'L' Us

    Toy store in Chinatown
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    Pay & Park & Pay

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    Parking garage
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    Shot In The Face

    Photo studio
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    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

    Internet Company
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    Abercrombie & The Other Guy

    Clothing
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    Eye Caramba

    Optical shop
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    Donner's Party Supplies

    Party supply store
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    Gulp N' Blow

    Fast Food
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    The Boob Tubery

    Electronic appliance store
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    I.P.O. Friday's

    Investment firm
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    Painful Memories Party Supplies

    Party supplies
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    King Toot's Music Store

    Musical instrument shop
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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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    Dead Lobster

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    Pool Sharks

    Pool sales & supplies
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    SHØP

    Furniture
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    All Creatures Great and Cheap

    Pet Store
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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin'

    Bakery
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    Stern Lecture Plumbing

    I told you not to flush that
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    Cockamamies

    Antiques and collectibles
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    International House of Answering Machines

    Answering machines
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    Noiseland Video Arcade

    Video arcade
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    Chez Guevara

    added by: James1
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    Motherloving Sugar Corp.

    Sugar manufacturer
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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

    Ice cream shop
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    Southern Cracker

    The Dryyyyyyy Cracker
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    Gull Things Considered

    Bookstore
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    Gum For Less

    Candy store
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    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic

    Health services
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    Rock Bottom Remainders

    Bookstore
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    Monocolecrafters

    Optical shop
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    Broken-Home Chimney Repair

    Home repair
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    Simpson & Son Grease Co.

    My retirement grease!
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    Cinderblock Village

    Cinderblocks
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    Girdles N' Such

    Lingerie
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    The Leaf Garret

    Tea house
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    Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles

    Used car dealership
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    new! Something Wicker This Way Comes

    added by: liplip
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