The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 
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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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    Try N' Save Discount store

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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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    Leftorium Specialty gifts

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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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    Knockers Restaurant

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    Shot In The Face Photo studio

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    J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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    Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

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    Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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    Eye Caramba Optical shop

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    Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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    Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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    The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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    King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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    I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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    Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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    Dead Lobster

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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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    SHØP Furniture

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    Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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    Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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    All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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    Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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    International House of Answering Machines Answering machines

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    Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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    Motherloving Sugar Corp. Sugar manufacturer

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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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    Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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    Monocolecrafters Optical shop

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    Gull Things Considered Bookstore

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    Gum For Less Candy store

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    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic Health services

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    Rock Bottom Remainders Bookstore

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    Girdles N' Such Lingerie

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    The Leaf Garret Tea house

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    Cinderblock Village Cinderblocks

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    Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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    Simpson & Son Grease Co. My retirement grease!

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    Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles Used car dealership

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