The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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    Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Try N' Save Discount store

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    It Blows is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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    Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Eye Caramba Optical shop

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    Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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    Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

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    Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Dead Lobster

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    Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Hairy Shearers

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    Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Knockers Restaurant

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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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    Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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    Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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    The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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    Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Shot In The Face Photo studio

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    J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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    General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    General Chang's Taco Italiano

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    Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Much Ado About Muffin

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    Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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    Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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    Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Kwik-e-mart

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    Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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    Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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    Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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    You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    You Thai Now

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    King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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    Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Leftorium Specialty gifts

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    Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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    Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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    All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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    Something Wicker This Way Comes

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    I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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    Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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    Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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    The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    The Leaf Garret Tea house

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    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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    Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Vulgari

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    Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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    Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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    TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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    Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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    SHØP is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    SHØP Furniture

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    Malaria Zone is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Malaria Zone Clothing retailer

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    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Cl... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Dr. Zitsofsky's Dermatology Clinic Health services

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