The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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    It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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    Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Try N' Save Discount store

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    Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Eye Caramba Optical shop

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    Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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    Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

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    I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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    Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Dead Lobster

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    Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Knockers Restaurant

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    Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Hairy Shearers

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    Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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    The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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    Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Shot In The Face Photo studio

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    Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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    General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    General Chang's Taco Italiano

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    J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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    Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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    Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Much Ado About Muffin

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    Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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    Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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    Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Kwik-e-mart

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    You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    You Thai Now

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    Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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    Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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    King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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    Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Leftorium Specialty gifts

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    Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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    Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

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    Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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    Something Wicker This Way Comes

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    All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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    Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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    Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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    I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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    The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    The Leaf Garret Tea house

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    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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    TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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    Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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    Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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    Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Vulgari

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    Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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    SHØP is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

    SHØP Furniture

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    Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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    Chez Guevara

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