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The Simpsons has a rich history of background gags, and some of the best are the names of the stores in Springfield and its environs. Sometimes they blow by so fast you have to rewind to fully appreciate the rich and hilarious history of business names in this universe, but it's always worth it. These are some of my fave names, but if you see anything missing, add it!

Thanks to the Simpsons Wiki for doing so much of the legwork on these names, that site is a holy gem on the internet.

What are some of the funniest fake business names in the Simpsons universe? There are some pretty hilarious ones and this list aims to name all of those comedic names. Like did you know Duff's beer was named after Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagen? There are nuggets like that sprinkled throughout this list. 

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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Sho... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop Gun store

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It Blows is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
It Blows The Air Conditioner Store

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Try N' Save is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Try N' Save Discount store

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Stoner's Pot Palace is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stoner's Pot Palace Pots and Pans store

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Eye Caramba is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Eye Caramba Optical shop

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The Family Jewels is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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I Can't Believe It's A Law Fir... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm Lionel Hutz's Law Firm

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Donner's Party Supplies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Donner's Party Supplies Party supply store

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Dead Lobster is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Dead Lobster

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Knockers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Knockers Restaurant

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Hairy Shearers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Hairy Shearers

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The Boob Tubery is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Boob Tubery Electronic appliance store

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Semi-Painless Dentistry is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Semi-Painless Dentistry Formerly 'Painful Dentistry'

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Shot In The Face is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Shot In The Face Photo studio

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General Chang's Taco Italiano is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
General Chang's Taco Italiano

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J.R.R. Toykin's is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
J.R.R. Toykin's Toy store

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Pay & Park & Pay is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pay & Park & Pay Parking garage

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Stern Lecture Plumbing is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Stern Lecture Plumbing I told you not to flush that

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Much Ado About Muffin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Much Ado About Muffin

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Municipal House of Pancakes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Municipal House of Pancakes Breakfast restaurant

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Pool Sharks is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Pool Sharks Pool sales & supplies

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Kwik-e-mart is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Kwik-e-mart

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Starving Teachers Moving Co. is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Starving Teachers Moving Co.

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King Toot's Music Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
King Toot's Music Store Musical instrument shop

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You Thai Now is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
You Thai Now

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Gulp N' Blow is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Gulp N' Blow Fast Food

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formall... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formally Chucks)

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Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Phar... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Oedipus Rx: A Mom and Son Pharmacy

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Leftorium is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Leftorium Specialty gifts

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Abercrombie & The Other Gu... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Abercrombie & The Other Guy Clothing

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Something Wicker This Way Come... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Something Wicker This Way Comes

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Painful Memories Party Supplie... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Painful Memories Party Supplies Party supplies

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Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babys... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Babysitting services

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All Creatures Great and Cheap is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
All Creatures Great and Cheap Pet Store

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Lard Lad is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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Toys 'L' Us is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Toys 'L' Us Toy store in Chinatown

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Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net Internet Company

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Noiseland Video Arcade is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Noiseland Video Arcade Video arcade

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TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery

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Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Fl... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor Ice cream shop

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I.P.O. Friday's is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
I.P.O. Friday's Investment firm

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Broken-Home Chimney Repair is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Broken-Home Chimney Repair Home repair

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Cockamamies is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Cockamamies Antiques and collectibles

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The Leaf Garret is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
The Leaf Garret Tea house

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R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
R. Crumb's Keep on Muffin' Bakery

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Krusty Burger is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons

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Southern Cracker is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Southern Cracker The Dryyyyyyy Cracker

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SHØP is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
SHØP Furniture

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Vulgari is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Vulgari

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Chez Guevara is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Business Names in The Simpsons
Chez Guevara