Meet North Korea's New Leader
Hang on... something's wrong about this...
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Slowpoke on Kim Jong-Il
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GGG on KJI
The Slowest Internet Reactions
Kim Jong-Il is apparently dead, going by Twitter sources. So I'd estimate North Koreans should be hearing about this some time in 2043.— Lon Harris (@Lons) December 19, 2011
Yeah, that's right, I put one of my own jokes on the list. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
Imminent Kim Jong
Oprah's in Poor Taste
Rob Delaney Pays His Respects
Wait, That's Not...
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It Is Kind of Getting Out of Hand...
Maybe I should pump the brakes on this thing. I might be just making it worse.
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Just in Case...
The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il's jewelry into a volcano.— Paul Verhoeven (@paulverhoeven) December 19, 2011
The Vigoda Factor
With every death Abe Vigoda grows stronger.— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) December 19, 2011
Keeping Up with the Jong-Il-ians
I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 19, 2011
Ill Kim Jong
This joke was made about a million times in the aftermath of Kim Jong-Il's death, but this was the only memorable iteration.
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Kim Jong-Il Doesn't Want Flowers
In lieu of flowers the family of Kim Jong Il asks you to starve a person to death in his memory.— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) December 19, 2011
Will He Still Look at Things?
This tweet, of course, references the much-loved blog, Kim Jong Il Looking At Things. Hopefully, there are enough photos to keep that Tumblr updated for at least a little while longer.
The Blissfully Ignorant
Runs to google Kim Jong........developing.— Michael Buckley(@buckhollywood) December 19, 2011
Just told someone at this holiday party that Kim Jong Il died. She asked "The naked guy from Hangover?" I laughed so hard I almost threw up.— Bryan King (@kingbry7) December 19, 2011
OMG I CANT BELEVE GENERAL TSO DIED!!!!!!! panda xpress 2maro in ur memory..... RPI— Your Friend From HS (@FriendFromHS) December 19, 2011
Wait, How Did He Die?
I can't believe Barack Obama just choked Kim Jong-il to death.— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) December 19, 2011
"I can't listen to that song today"-- sobbing North Korean, as Run DMC's "You Be Illin'" spins.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 19, 2011
Lame Pun Coon Summarizes the Worst Jokes
Kim Jung Il died.I call his sunglasses.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 19, 2011