Every Possible Joke
10 minutes after finding out Kim Jong-Il death and Twitter has already moved through every possible joke.— Devin Faraci (@devincf) December 19, 2011
Where Were You...
I'll immediately forget where I was when I found out Kim Jong-Il died— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 19, 2011
Meet North Korea's New Leader
Hang on... something's wrong about this...
via SigKnight on Reddit
Slowpoke on Kim Jong-Il
via Provider92 on Reddit
GGG on KJI
The Slowest Internet Reactions
Kim Jong-Il is apparently dead, going by Twitter sources. So I'd estimate North Koreans should be hearing about this some time in 2043.— Lon Harris (@Lons) December 19, 2011
Yeah, that's right, I put one of my own jokes on the list. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
Imminent Kim Jong
Oprah's in Poor Taste
Rob Delaney Pays His Respects
Just in Case...
The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il's jewelry into a volcano.— Paul Verhoeven (@paulverhoeven) December 19, 2011
The Vigoda Factor
With every death Abe Vigoda grows stronger.— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) December 19, 2011
Keeping Up with the Jong-Il-ians
I feel bad for Kourtney Jong-Il and Khloe Jong-Il right now :(— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 19, 2011
Ill Kim Jong
This joke was made about a million times in the aftermath of Kim Jong-Il's death, but this was the only memorable iteration.
via Spamshield on Reddit
Kim Jong-Il Doesn't Want Flowers
In lieu of flowers the family of Kim Jong Il asks you to starve a person to death in his memory.— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) December 19, 2011
The Blissfully Ignorant
Runs to google Kim Jong........developing.— Michael Buckley(@buckhollywood) December 19, 2011
Just told someone at this holiday party that Kim Jong Il died. She asked "The naked guy from Hangover?" I laughed so hard I almost threw up.— Bryan King (@kingbry7) December 19, 2011
OMG I CANT BELEVE GENERAL TSO DIED!!!!!!! panda xpress 2maro in ur memory..... RPI— Your Friend From HS (@FriendFromHS) December 19, 2011
Wait, How Did He Die?
I can't believe Barack Obama just choked Kim Jong-il to death.— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) December 19, 2011
"I can't listen to that song today"-- sobbing North Korean, as Run DMC's "You Be Illin'" spins.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 19, 2011
Lame Pun Coon Summarizes the Worst Jokes
Kim Jung Il died.I call his sunglasses.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 19, 2011
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