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Nobody is Happy
Reflecting on how good kids have it these days with technology and such, Louis CK gives us laughs during an appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Louis reminisces of the old days of rotary telephones and banking hours to argue that things are so much better in modern times with in-flight wifi and smartphones. "Everything is amazing right now and nobody is happy."
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Babies in the Garbage
Stressed from the complicated plastic packaging for holiday toys, Louis CK vents his frustration in a 2007 appearance on "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart. Louis talks about "not loving" his one daughter anymore after she "forgets" how to sleep. That annoyance leads Louis to a revelation that he understands why parents abandon their infants in dumpsters, much to the disapproval of Stewart, who attempts to remove Louis from his show. "The whole babies in the garbage thing, I get it now!"4Up 10Down 3
Using his two young daughters as the opening for the joke, Louis CK takes on the snesitive issue of racial relations during his appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." Louis explains that his daughters, being white and female, have nothing in the world to complain about, especially as so many others of different ethnicities and times have or had things so much worse. "I just want to say I'm not trying to say if you're white you can't complain. I'm just saying that if you're black you get to complain more."5Up 6Down 0
Stopping by on the 100th episode of "Lopez Tonight," Louis CK butters up host George Lopez before explaining the differences between people in New York City and people in Los Angeles. The story leads to another about honking the horn, and yet a third story about how he was nearly "murdered" by a kid with spiky hair. "Like I'm thinking 'oh he's trying to kill me but he's not going to go through a red light.'"
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