The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    Duff Beer

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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    The Chalkboard

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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    new! Tomacco

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The Make-Up Gun

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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    The Couch

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    Squishee

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    "The Homer" Car

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    added by dubier Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    The RibWich

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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    The Baby Translator

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Skittlebrau

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Bobo the Bear

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    added by Lons Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    added by Lons Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Assassin Shoes

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    Joy Joy (Mit Iodine!)

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!

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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    added by PaKent Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation

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