The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything

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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

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    Malk

    “ Now with Vitamin R „
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    Mr. Sparkle Box

    “ Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern „
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    The Drinking Bird

    “ Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge! „
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    Duff Beer

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The 'Bort' License Plate

    “ We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates. „
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    Tomacco

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    Homer's Sugar Pile

    “ First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women... „
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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test

    “ Warning: May cause birth defects „
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    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    “ In Rod We Trust „
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    The Make-Up Gun

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    The Chalkboard

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    Squishee

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    Krusty-Os

    “ Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O „
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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid

    “ ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group... „
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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    "The Homer" Car

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    The Couch

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    The RibWich

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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Skittlebrau

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    Free Trampoline

    “ Tramampoline! „
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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Malibu Stacy

    added by: dubier
    “ "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."
    „
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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone

    “ We're sending our love down the well „
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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Powersauce Bars

    “ Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers „
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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Smoking Monkey

    added by: Lons
    “ Look, he's taking another puff!
     „
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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic

    “ If you calling about the missing feet... „
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    Bobo the Bear

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    Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation

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    Bart's Spy Camera

    “ Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?! „
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    Krusty's Legal Forms

    added by: Lons
    “ Well, it is a quality form...
     „
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    The Baby Translator

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance

    “ Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote. „
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    Assassin Shoes

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour

    “ You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat! „
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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System

    “ But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? „
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    Joy Joy (Mit Iodine!)

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Assorted Horse Parts

    added by: PaKent
    “ "Now with more testicles!" „

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