The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Chalkboard

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    Malk is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Duff Beer

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    The Couch is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Couch

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    The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Tomacco

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    The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Make-Up Gun

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Squishee is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Squishee

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    "The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    "The Homer" Car

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The RibWich

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    Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    added by dubier
    Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Baby Translator

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Big Book of British Smiles

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    Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    added by JeffCrowder
    Grade F Meat

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Rakes is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    added by comicspies
    Rakes

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    Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Radioactive Man #1

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    Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Assassin Shoes

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Skittlebrau

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    Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Scrabbleship is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Scrabbleship

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    Tom Landry's Hat is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Tom Landry's Hat

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