The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!


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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

    ) open
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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

    ) open
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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

    ) open
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    The Chalkboard

    ) open
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    Duff Beer

    ) open
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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

    ) open
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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

    ) open
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    The Couch

    ) open
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    Tomacco

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    The Make-Up Gun

    ) open
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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

    ) open
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    Squishee

    ) open
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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

    ) open
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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

    ) open
  15. 15
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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

    ) open
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    "The Homer" Car

    ) open
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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

    ) open
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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

    ) open
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    The RibWich

    ) open
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    added by dubier Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

    ) open
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    The Baby Translator

    ) open
  22. 22
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    Gummi Venus De Milo

    ) open
  23. 23
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    Lisa's Saxaphone

    ) open
  24. 24
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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

    ) open
  25. 25
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    - 28

    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

    ) open
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    The Homer Bowling Ball

    ) open
  27. 27
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    Big Book of British Smiles

    ) open
  28. 28
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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

    ) open
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    Radioactive Man #1

    ) open
  30. 30
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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

    ) open
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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

    ) open
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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

    ) open
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    Cheezus H. Rice

    ) open
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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    added by Lons Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

    ) open
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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

    ) open
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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

    ) open
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    Skittlebrau

    ) open
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    added by Lons Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

    ) open
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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

    ) open
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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

    ) open
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    ) open
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    Assassin Shoes

    ) open
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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!

    ) open
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    added by PaKent Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

    ) open
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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

    ) open
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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    added by JeffCrowder Grade F Meat

    ) open
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    Scrabbleship

    ) open
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