The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    Mr. Sparkle Box

    Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
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    Duff Beer

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    Malk

    Now with Vitamin R
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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test

    Warning: May cause birth defects
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    The 'Bort' License Plate

    We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' ... more
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    The Chalkboard

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    The Drinking Bird

    Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!
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    new! Tomacco

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The Make-Up Gun

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    In Rod We Trust
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    Homer's Sugar Pile

    First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
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    The Couch

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    Squishee

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid

    ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...
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    Krusty-Os

    Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O
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    "The Homer" Car

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    Malibu Stacy

    added by: dubier
    "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."
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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    The RibWich

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    Free Trampoline

    Tramampoline!
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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone

    We're sending our love down the well
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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Skittlebrau

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    The Baby Translator

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Bobo the Bear

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    Smoking Monkey

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    Look, he's taking another puff!
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    Powersauce Bars

    Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers
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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System

    But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
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    Krusty's Legal Forms

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    Well, it is a quality form...
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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance

    Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.
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    Assassin Shoes

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic

    If you calling about the missing feet...
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    Bart's Spy Camera

    Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!
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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    Joy Joy (Mit Iodine!)

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour

    You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!
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    Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation

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    Assorted Horse Parts

    added by: PaKent
    "Now with more testicles!"
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