The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Chalkboard

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    Malk is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Duff Beer

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    The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    The Couch is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Couch

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    The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Make-Up Gun

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Tomacco

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Squishee is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Squishee

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    Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    "The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    "The Homer" Car

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    added by dubier
    Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The RibWich

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    The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Baby Translator

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    Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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    Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Radioactive Man #1

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    Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Big Book of British Smiles

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    The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Grade F Meat

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Skittlebrau

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    Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Assassin Shoes

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    Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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    Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Scrabbleship is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Scrabbleship

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    The Bouvier Family Quilt is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    The Bouvier Family Quilt

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    Tom Landry's Hat is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

    Tom Landry's Hat

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