The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!


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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    The Chalkboard

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    Duff Beer

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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    Tomacco

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    The Couch

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    The Make-Up Gun

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    Squishee

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    "The Homer" Car

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    The RibWich

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    added by dubier
    Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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    The Baby Translator

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    added by Lons
    Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Skittlebrau

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    added by Lons
    Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Assassin Shoes

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    added by PaKent
    Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!

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    added by JeffCrowder
    Grade F Meat

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    Scrabbleship

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