FOX The Funniest Props on The Simpsons  

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List Rules No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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The Chalkboard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Chalkboard

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Mr. Sparkle Box is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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Malk is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Malk Now with Vitamin R

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The 'Bort' License Plate is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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The Couch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Couch

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Krusty Home Pregnancy Test is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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Duff Beer is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Duff Beer

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Tomacco is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Tomacco

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The Make-Up Gun is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Make-Up Gun

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I Choo-Choo Choose You Card is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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The Drinking Bird is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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Inanimate Carbon Rod is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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Squishee is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Squishee

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Homer's Sugar Pile is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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Gummi Venus De Milo is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Gummi Venus De Milo

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Lisa's Saxaphone is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lisa's Saxaphone

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Krusty-Os is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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Grade F Meat is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
JeffCrowder added Grade F Meat

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"The Homer" Car is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
"The Homer" Car

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The RibWich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The RibWich

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Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Dea... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Matthew Powell added Homers 10 Foot Sandwich of Death

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Big Book of British Smiles is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Big Book of British Smiles

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Jebediah Springfield Statue He... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering K... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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Free Trampoline is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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Simpson & Son Revitalizing... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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The Baby Translator is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Baby Translator

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Malibu Stacy is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
dubier added Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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Bobo the Bear is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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AT-5000 Auto Dialer is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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Radioactive Man #1 is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Radioactive Man #1

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The Homer Bowling Ball is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
The Homer Bowling Ball

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Smoking Monkey is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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Assorted Horse Parts is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
PaKent added Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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Vincent Price's Egg Magic is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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Bart's Spy Camera is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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Nuts and Gum (together at Last... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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Superstar Celebrity Microphone is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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Bart's Utility Belt is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
C_Moorehead added Bart's Utility Belt

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Lady Krusty Mustache Removal S... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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Powersauce Bars is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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Assassin Shoes is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Assassin Shoes

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Skittlebrau is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Skittlebrau

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Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Li... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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Cheezus H. Rice is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Cheezus H. Rice

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Krusty's Legal Forms is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Funniest Props on The Simpsons
Lon Harris added Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...