The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything

The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!



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    The Chalkboard

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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    Duff Beer

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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    The Couch

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

  10. 10
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    The Make-Up Gun

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    Tomacco

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Squishee

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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

  15. 15
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    "The Homer" Car

  16. 16
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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

  17. 17
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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

  18. 18
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    added by dubier
    Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

  19. 19
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    Lisa's Saxaphone

  20. 20
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    The RibWich

  21. 21
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    The Baby Translator

  22. 22
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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

  23. 23
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    Gummi Venus De Milo

  24. 24
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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

  25. 25
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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

  26. 26
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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

  29. 29
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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

  30. 30
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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

  32. 32
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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

  33. 33
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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

  34. 34
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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    added by Lons
    Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

  37. 37
    + 81
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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    Cheezus H. Rice

  42. 42
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    Skittlebrau

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

  44. 44
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    added by Lons
    Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

  45. 45
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    - 26

    Scrabbleship

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    + 76
    - 41

    Assassin Shoes

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    added by JeffCrowder
    Grade F Meat

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    added by PaKent
    Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    - 36

    Tom Landry's Hat

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    The Bouvier Family Quilt

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