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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

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The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

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    Mr. Sparkle Box

    Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
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    Malk

    Now with Vitamin R
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    Duff Beer

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    The Drinking Bird

    Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!
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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test

    Warning: May cause birth defects
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    The 'Bort' License Plate

    We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' ... more
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    new! Tomacco

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The Chalkboard

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod

    In Rod We Trust
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    Homer's Sugar Pile

    First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
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    The Make-Up Gun

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    Squishee

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    The Couch

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    "The Homer" Car

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    Krusty-Os

    Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O
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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid

    ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...
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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Malibu Stacy

    added by: dubier
    "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."
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    The RibWich

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    Free Trampoline

    Tramampoline!
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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Skittlebrau

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone

    We're sending our love down the well
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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Powersauce Bars

    Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers
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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Smoking Monkey

    added by: Lons
    Look, he's taking another puff!
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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic

    If you calling about the missing feet...
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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    The Baby Translator

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    Bobo the Bear

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System

    But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
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    Bart's Spy Camera

    Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!
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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    Krusty's Legal Forms

    added by: Lons
    Well, it is a quality form...
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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance

    Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.
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    Joy Joy (Mit Iodine!)

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    Assassin Shoes

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Assorted Horse Parts

    added by: PaKent
    "Now with more testicles!"
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    Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour

    You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!
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