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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!


The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    The Chalkboard

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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    Duff Beer

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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    The Couch

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The Make-Up Gun

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    Tomacco

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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Squishee

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    "The Homer" Car

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    added by dubier
    Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    The RibWich

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

  22. 22
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    The Baby Translator

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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

  24. 24
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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Radioactive Man #1

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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    added by Lons
    Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    Skittlebrau

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    added by Lons
    Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Assassin Shoes

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    Scrabbleship

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    added by PaKent
    Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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    added by JeffCrowder
    Grade F Meat

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!

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