The Funniest Props on The Simpsons Anything
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The Funniest Props on The Simpsons

List Criteria: No living characters, human or otherwise. No locations. Inanimate props only.

The Simpsons has it all... funny jokes, funny characters, funny plot-lines... but it also has the props to back it all up. Sometimes, finding the product names, or reading the newspaper headlines is funnier than the episode itself. Vote for your favorites, and be sure to add what I missed... because there is NO WAY I got them all!
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    Duff Beer

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    Krusty Home Pregnancy Test Warning: May cause birth defects

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    Mr. Sparkle Box Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

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    Malk Now with Vitamin R

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    The Chalkboard

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    The Drinking Bird Stupid Bird! I never should have put you in charge!

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    The 'Bort' License Plate We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

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    new! Tomacco

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    I Choo-Choo Choose You Card

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    The Make-Up Gun

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    The Couch

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    Inanimate Carbon Rod In Rod We Trust

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    Homer's Sugar Pile First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    Squishee

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    Krusty-Os Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O

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    Dr. Nick's Nutrition Pyramid ... chocotastic group, congealed group, empty calories group...

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    "The Homer" Car

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    added by dubier Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl."

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    The RibWich

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    Gummi Venus De Milo

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    Lisa's Saxaphone

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    Jebediah Springfield Statue Head

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    Free Trampoline Tramampoline!

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    Big Book of British Smiles

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    Nuts and Gum (together at Last)

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    Radioactive Man #1

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    The Baby Translator

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    Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit

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    The Homer Bowling Ball

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    Superstar Celebrity Microphone We're sending our love down the well

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    Skittlebrau

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    Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel

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    Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic

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    Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock

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    Powersauce Bars Those things are just made of apple cores and chinese newspapers

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    Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System But Johnny Unitas, is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

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    Assassin Shoes

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    added by Lons Smoking Monkey Look, he's taking another puff!

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    Krusty Brand 'Chew Goo' Gum-Like Substance Contains spider eggs and a deadly virus. Krusty charges for the antidote.

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    AT-5000 Auto Dialer

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    added by Lons Krusty's Legal Forms Well, it is a quality form...

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    Cheezus H. Rice

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    Vincent Price's Egg Magic If you calling about the missing feet...

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    Tom Landry's Hat

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    The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat!

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    Joy Joy (Mit Iodine!)

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    Bart's Spy Camera Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?!

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    Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation

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    added by PaKent Assorted Horse Parts "Now with more testicles!"

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