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The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness«»Up 22Down 5Ron: "I've been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
Ron Swanson believes in his Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. He preaches it to anyone who'll listen, including children. Yes, follow the Pyramid of Greatness and you too can be just like Ron Swanson. A bacon-eating, libertarian out to destroy all that is right and good in this world!1 of 16
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