The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes TV Characters
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The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes

Ron Swanson, the bacon-loving, pyramid-touting boss on NBC's hilarious sitcom 'Parks and Recreation,' has GOT to be one of the funniest and most quotable characters on television. Looking for the funniest Ron Swanson quotes? You've come to the right place. Nick Offerman's portrayal of the (let's face it) totally moronic Ron Swanson brings big laughs for fans of the show. And if you aren't a fan - become one. Now. 'Parks and Recreation' is one of the most cleverly written sitcoms in years!

What are some of the funniest Ron Swanson quotes? This list will give you some insight to TV's favorite Libertarian. His quotes about the outdoors, government and of course, his love for all things red meat have made Parks & Rec fans chuckle for years. 

Without furthur adieu, we present some nuggets of wisdom from Ron Swanson, via his often disturbing and hysterically funny quotes!

For more fans of small government, here's Ranker user Mr Porcupine's List of LIbertarian Celebrities.
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    Teach a Man to Fish

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    Ron: "I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard."

    Such a generous man, our Ron Swanson. A true American hero!

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