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The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes

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Ron Swanson, the bacon-loving, pyramid-touting boss on NBC's hilarious sitcom 'Parks and Recreation,' has GOT to be one of the funniest and most quotable characters on television. Looking for the funniest Ron Swanson quotes? You've come to the right place. Nick Offerman's portrayal of the (let's face it) totally moronic Ron Swanson brings big laughs for fans of the show. And if you aren't a fan - become one. Now. 'Parks and Recreation' is one of the most cleverly written sitcoms in years!

Without furthur adieu, we present some nuggets of wisdom from Ron Swanson, via his often disturbing and hysterically funny quotes!

For more fans of small government, here's Ranker user Mr Porcupine's List of LIbertarian Celebrities.
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    The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

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    Ron: "I've been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."

    Ron Swanson believes in his Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. He preaches it to anyone who'll listen, including children. Yes, follow the Pyramid of Greatness and you too can be just like Ron Swanson. A bacon-eating, libertarian out to destroy all that is right and good in this world!
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    1. Lorette Haik
      The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes at 12/20/2012 3:30 PM
      this is actually quite good ron swanson stuff.
    2. Deonna Seba
      The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes at 8/19/2012 2:30 AM
      ron swanson quotes! not bad stuff!
    3. Le Asshat
      The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes at 3/27/2012 5:41 AM
      "Any wonder this douche has been divorced - twice? We didn't think so."

      What the author really means here is "I wonder how this douche has been divorced twice, and I can't even find a girlfriend."

      Maybe because you look like a neck-bearded basement-dweller.
    4. jgrear13
      The Ideal Night Out at 9/22/2011 3:53 PM
      You sir, are the douche. Ron Swanson on the other hand is awesome!
    5. RonSwansonforPresident
      The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes at 9/21/2011 10:11 AM
      Clearly written by a (let's face it) totally moronic liberal.
    6. MrPorcupine
      The Funniest Ron Swanson Quotes at 7/13/2011 4:23 PM
      He's not "moronic". He's a *caricature* of Libertarians the same way Jack Donaghy is of Republicans, and Lisa Simpson of Democrats. (Thank you for the link to one of my lists in your description BTW.)

      If you want a list featuring real libertarian quotes check out:

      http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-ron-paul-quotes/keaton

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