- 1+ 15- 0
Two kinds of peoplev
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
- 2+ 8- 1
When you have to shootv
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
- 3+ 8- 2
Work for a livingv
Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
- 4+ 5- 2
Blondie :One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number
Blondie: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
- 5+ 4- 1
Too much of a cowardv
Tuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.
- 6+ 3- 0
Two kinds of spursv
Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
- 7+ 3- 0
Whoever double-crosses me
- 8+ 3- 1
Save your breathv
Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
- 9+ 1- 0
Who are youv
Tuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
- 10+ 2- 2
- 11+ 2- 2
God is not on our sidev
Tuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
- 12+ 0- 0
You smell like a pig
- 13+ 0- 0
Thunder or cannon fire
Tuco: Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Blondie: That might be cannon fire.
Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.
- 14+ 0- 0
What gun does
- 15+ 0- 1
Rope around the neckv
Tuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.