- 1+ 15- 0
Two kinds of peoplevTuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
- 2+ 8- 1
When you have to shootvOne Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
- 3+ 8- 2
Work for a livingvTuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
- 4+ 5- 2
Perfect numbervBlondie :One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number
Blondie: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
- 5+ 4- 1
Too much of a cowardvTuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.
- 6+ 3- 0
Two kinds of spursvTuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
- 7+ 3- 0
Whoever double-crosses meBlondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
- 8+ 3- 1
Save your breathvTuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
- 9+ 1- 0
Who are youvTuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
- 10+ 2- 2
Wasted menBlondie: : I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
- 11+ 2- 2
God is not on our sidevTuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
- 12+ 0- 0
You smell like a pigTuco: I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now.
Cpl. Wallace: You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse.
- 13+ 0- 0
Thunder or cannon fireTuco: Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Blondie: That might be cannon fire.
Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.
- 14+ 0- 0
What gun doesBlondie: Every gun makes its own tune.
- 15+ 0- 1
Rope around the neckvTuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.