- 1+ 17- 5
The Police Are Here
Bellhop: "Excuse me"
M. Gustave H.: "Uh huh"
Bellhop: "The police are here. They asked for you."
M. Gustave H.: "Tell them I'll be right down."
M. Gustave H.: "Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?"
Zero: "Yes, on one occasion."
M. Gustave H.: "What, what, what?"
Zero: "I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia after the desert uprising."
M. Gustave H.: "Right, well you know the drill then. Zip it!"
Zero: "Of course!"
M. Gustave H.: "You never heard the word Van Hourtle in your life."
Zero: "Got it!"
M. Gustave H.: "Okay, let's go!"
M. Gustave H.: "How may we serve you, gentlemen? Ah, Inspector Henckels"
Inspector Henckels: "By order of the Commissioner of Police of Zubrowka Provence, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villiankov Desgoffe-und-Taxis."
M. Gustave H.: "I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered and you think I did it."
Inspector Henckels: "Hey! Stop!"
It all hits the fan when Inspector Henckels arrives to arrest Gustave for the murder of Madame D. At first Gustave is quite open to talking to the police but soon he runs when they want to arrest him.
- 2+ 6- 0
I Go to Bed With All My Friends
Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis: "If I learn you ever laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead…"
M. Gustave H.: "I go to bed with all my friends."
[Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis punches M. Gustave H. Zero punches Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis. J.G. Jopling punches Zero.]
Dmitri, Madame D.'s strange son, is not happy that she opted to give Gustave the painting and is even more outraged to learn that Gustave and his mother were intimate. Things escalate fast leaving Gustave, Dimitri and Zero all knocked out.
- 3+ 9- 1
Junior Lobby Boy in Training
Zero: "And so my life began, junior lobby boy in training under the strict command of M. Gustave H. Many of the hotel's most valued and distinguished guests came for him. I became his pupil and he was to be my counselor and guardian. This is also when I met Agatha."
As Zero explains, this film is about his life as a lobby boy at the Grand Budapest Hotel under M. Gustave H. Not only did Zero meet the girl of his dreams at the hotel but he also made a lifelong bond with his mentor Gustave.
- 4+ 8- 1
A Plan for Your Survival
Zero: "There's something I haven't told you, Agatha."
Zero: "We stole a painting. It's very valuable, maybe five million klubeks, in fact. I don't know if anyone's even noticed it's missing yet but if something should happen to me and M. Gustave…"
Agatha: "You steal art?"
Zero: "One picture. Anyway, we need to make a plan for your survival. Hide this. It's in code and you might need a magnifying glass to read it but it tells you exactly where and how to find Boy with Apple. Don't take less than half the retail asking price. Also…"
Agatha: "Zero, I'm a baker!"
Zero: "You're a pastry chef…"
Agatha: "I'm not a middle man. I'm not a fence, if that's the term. I don't trade in stolen property."
Zero: "I said it wrong. She willed it to him."
Mendl: "Go to sleep"
Agatha: "Yes, Heir Mendl"
Zero: "Hide this!"
Zero: "Okay, but take it anyway."
Zero leaves a bit of an insurance policy with his lady love, Agatha. While she doesn't want anything to do with it. She's just a baker, not one who trades in stolen property.
- 5+ 4- 0
Roadblocks at Every Junction
Inspector Henckels: "I want roadblocks at every junction for 50 kilometers. I want rail blocks at every train station for 100 kilometers. I want 50 men and 10 blood hounds ready in five minutes."
After a prison break, Inspector Henckels does his best to make sure all of the escapees are caught and he's stopping at nothing in that effort.
- 6+ 6- 3
I've Had Older
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