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The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever

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The 34th rule of the internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it. So, without further delay, here are the 8 greatest porn parodies/renderings of video games or video game characters that have ever been made. Greatness is judged on absurdity. Enjoy.
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    The "Brain Age" Porn Parody is Called...

    Touhoku Daigaku Mirai Kagakugijutsu Kyoudoukenkyuu Center Kawashima Ryuuta Kyouju Kanshuu Nou o Kitaeru Otona no DS Training got an adult parody named Chinpo o Kitaeru Otona no Ingenware Training.

    In other (English) words, the name of the game is: Dick Drilling Adult's Lewd Word Self Training.

    Cause nothing will sell out faster at a local family Gamestop than a game that starts with "Dick Drilling." Makes you wonder about Dig Dug.

    Did we mention the girl on the cover of this has glasses? It increases the porn's hotness infinitely. Key point, she didn't have those glasses when she started Brain Age, she wasn't smart enough yet.

    The best part of any of this is that there's a porn parody for a game that is a series of puzzles.

    A SERIES OF PUZZLES.

    BUY @ amazon
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    Jewel Raider: The Tomb Raper

    Jewel Raider is one of those porn parodies that absolutely nobody is surprised about. Probably the hottest female character in video games getting into some guy's mind as a sexual object?... Groundbreaking!

    So, what we got was Jewel Raider. Luckily, though, we also later got the film (yes, we're going to be calling these "films" the WHOLE time) Jewel Raider: The Tomb Raper. This goes to show that there was probably an argument in the ideas room of this production about what pun would go in stead of the word "Raider"

    "Raper!"

    "Raider, but we can make her first name JEWEL!"

    "JEWEL RAPER!"

    "Now that just sounds impractical"

    Even though the Tomb Raider games came out in the 90s, somehow this film looks like it was made in the late 80s. The haircuts, the production values, all completely say something along the lines of "we have no money, but we know this hot chick...."

    So then Tomb Raper starring Jewel Raider was made.

    Enjoy this clip of action scenes intermixed with some AWESOME butt-shots. You can only imagine how the porn gets once they get down... the answer? Shameful.

    BUY @ amazon
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    DOOM Pr0n Will END You

    So apparently, DOOM porn exists. That's right, cyber demons are being sexualized and so are pretty much any OTHER characters in the franchise.

    But really? A brain-alien cyberdemon? Isn't it enough that we're making this weird thing sexy? We REALLY have to make it this sexually ambiguous as to give it a machine gun for genitals?

    This can be both male AND female, but actually upsets our dreams and childhoods equally as excessively.

    Just so you know, and you can Google it, DOOM porn exists, and it would be HILARIOUS if it didn't sneak itself into every time we closed our eyes.

    Anyway, these still-picture porn iterations of the first coolest game we all ever played show how some of us will just go to ALL lengths to find something that can "one-up" traditional porn.

    *Shiver*

    If rule 34 of the internet has ever been completely abused, this is the time.

    BUY @ amazon

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  1. Barnes and Fumble
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 2/23/2013 8:30 PM
    yeah that's some best video game parodies , my friend.
  2. Despina Brothern
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 2/06/2013 9:30 PM
    That seems like a fair amount about the topic video game porn parodies .
  3. Eufemia Sieczka
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 1/29/2013 2:30 PM
    this thing is all about video game parodies , my friend.
  4. Jeffry Booty
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 1/13/2013 1:30 AM
    this thing is all about greatest video game parodies , my friend.
  5. Genna Trauernicht
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 11/19/2012 7:30 AM
    choice x rated video games, dawg.
  6. Tammera Traugott
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 9/06/2012 2:30 PM
    choice adult parody, man!
  7. Son Liranzo
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 7/15/2012 9:30 AM
    choice erotic video games, dude.
  8. IHateEverything
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 7/21/2010 3:35 AM
    Dude, the Japanese will make a p**n out of ANYTHING. It never ceased to amaze.
  9. Hot girls doing it
    Whorelore (A.K.A. World of Whorecraft) at 7/19/2010 5:24 AM
    Freaking perfect. I never new p**n parody of video games existed. Will have to add some to my site: http://www.hotgirlsdoingit.com !
  10. Anonymous
    Whorelore (A.K.A. World of Whorecraft) at 7/15/2010 5:04 PM
    that one would make a great game lol

    http://livewebcamgirlsnaked.com/index_ff.php
  11. Troperette
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 7/13/2010 12:55 PM
    No exceptions.
  12. Chaze
    Kazami (DOA) by Thrust Films (Google It) at 7/11/2010 8:04 PM
    google gave me NOTHING!!
  13. Anonymous
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 7/11/2010 6:12 PM
    Video Game P**n is so juvenile, but I laughed at your DigDug reference
  14. Jimmy Jo
    The Greatest Video Game Porn Parodies Ever at 7/11/2010 8:37 AM
    Oh wow, you know thats cool

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