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The Hangover Part III Movie Quotes

"The Hangover Part III" movie quotes bring the comedy film series fill circle with the third and final installment. Written and directed by Todd Phillips with Craig Mazin co-writing, "The Hangover Part III" brings the Wolf Pack back to Las Vegas where "The Hangover" first began. To beat the Memorial Day crowds, "The Hangover Part III" opened in the United States on May 23, 2013.

In "The Hangover Part III," the family gathers when Alan's (Zach Galifianakis) father (Jeffrey Tambor) passes away. This causes Alan to stop taking his medications and spiral out of control. Doug (Justin Bartha), Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and other family members gather to give Alan an intervention. They convince Alan to enter New Promises and the four men set off to drive Alan there.

Along the way, their car is ambushed by Marshall (John Goodman) who is looking for Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) after Chow stole 21 million dollars. Marshall takes Doug as collateral leaving Alan, Phil and Stu once again on a quest to rescue Doug. Their adventures takes them back to many familiar faces like Mr. Chow, Black Doug (Mike Epps) and Jade the stripper (Heather Graham) plus a few new characters such as Cassie (Melissa McCarthy).

"The Hangover Part III" kicks off a summer 2013 movie season filled with hits following other movies released early in the year such as "The Great Gatsby," "The Big Wedding," "Oblivion," "Scary Movie 5," "Evil Dead," "Jurassic Park 3D," "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," and "Oz: The Great and Powerful."

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    Leslie Chow Stole 21 Million from Me

    Doug: "What was that?"
    [Doug, Alan, Stu and Phil are pushed off the road and captured]
    Marshall: "Where is he? Leslie Chow stole 21 million from me, and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!"
    Alan: "Can't you take Stu instead?"

    While transporting Alan to New Horizons, they are ambushed and pushed off the road. Marshall and his crew pull the men out of the car, put bags over their heads and demand info on Mr. Chow, all before taking Doug hostage as collateral.

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    Phil: "What are you doing here?"
    Mr. Chow: "Same old, same old. Oooh, I got into cock fighting."
    Alan: "Oh, cockfighting, that sounds wonderful."
    [As the roosters attack Stu, Mr. Chow begins shooting a pistol at them]
    Mr. Chow: "Hold still, I'm trying to help!"
    Stu: "Are you out of your mind?"

    When they finally catch up with Mr. Chow, Chow introduces them to his new passion, cock fighting. Later, when the roosters are attacking Stu, Chow chooses to shoot at them, in close proximity to Stu, as an attempt to scare them away.

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    I Believe I Can Fly

    Mr. Chow: "So long, bitches! ... I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!"

    After jumping out of a high window from a hotel, Mr. Chow opens his parachute and enjoys the exhilaration of falling down to the Las Vegas Strip. Of course the drugs in his system are certainly helping.

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    She Is Rude!

    Cassie's Mom: "Cassie, I'm hungry."
    Cassie: "Mom, I'm with a customer!"
    Alan: "She is rude!"
    Cassie: "You hear that, mom. Nobody likes you!"
    Alan: "Yeah, keep your mouth shut!"
    Phil: "Whoa"

    Alan hits it off with a convenience store attendant, Cassie, and immediately joins Cassie in berating her mother. Phil and Stu are not amused.

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    Bad Things Happen

    Alan: "We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt."
    Mr. Chow: "Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!"

    In a moment of clarity, Alan proclaims that he and Mr. Chow together are bad news. Mr. Chow however sees it differently, as something fun.

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    You Haven't Learned Anything

    Alan: "We've been on a lot of adventures together but it seems like you haven't learned anything. Anything! I'll be in the limo."

    Oblivious to reality, Alan takes a moment to shun Stu for his failure to learn from their past adventures. Stu clearly feels like Alan is the last person who should be giving advice considering his unfortunate past choices.

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