- 6Up 5Down 2
This Is An InterventionDoug: "We're all here to tell you about an awesome place called New Horizons."
Alan: "That does sound awesome."
Tracy: "Alan, this is an intervention."
Doug: "We drive you there today and I promise you will come back a changed man."
Alan: "You going, Phil?"
Phil: "I love you, Alan."
Alan: [cries loudly]
Phil, Stu, Doug, Tracy and other family members stage an intervention for Alan after the death of his father causes him to stop taking his medications. Alan first doesn't seem to understand what's happening but when Phil says he loves Alan, Alan loses it.
- 7Up 2Down 0
Leslie Chow Stole 21 Million from MeDoug: "What was that?"
[Doug, Alan, Stu and Phil are pushed off the road and captured]
Marshall: "Where is he? Leslie Chow stole 21 million from me, and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!"
Alan: "Can't you take Stu instead?"
While transporting Alan to New Horizons, they are ambushed and pushed off the road. Marshall and his crew pull the men out of the car, put bags over their heads and demand info on Mr. Chow, all before taking Doug hostage as collateral.
- 8Up 1Down 1
CockfightingPhil: "What are you doing here?"
Mr. Chow: "Same old, same old. Oooh, I got into cock fighting."
Alan: "Oh, cockfighting, that sounds wonderful."
[As the roosters attack Stu, Mr. Chow begins shooting a pistol at them]
Mr. Chow: "Hold still, I'm trying to help!"
Stu: "Are you out of your mind?"
When they finally catch up with Mr. Chow, Chow introduces them to his new passion, cock fighting. Later, when the roosters are attacking Stu, Chow chooses to shoot at them, in close proximity to Stu, as an attempt to scare them away.
- 9Up 0Down 0
I Believe I Can FlyMr. Chow: "So long, bitches! ... I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!"
After jumping out of a high window from a hotel, Mr. Chow opens his parachute and enjoys the exhilaration of falling down to the Las Vegas Strip. Of course the drugs in his system are certainly helping.
- 10Up 2Down 3
She Is RudeCassie's Mom: "Cassie, I'm hungry."
Cassie: "Mom, I'm with a customer!"
Alan: "She is rude!"
Cassie: "You hear that, mom. Nobody likes you!"
Alan: "Yeah, keep your mouth shut!"
Alan hits it off with a convenience store attendant, Cassie, and immediately joins Cassie in berating her mother. Phil and Stu are not amused.
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