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Shut the Door On YouSpecial Agent Sarah Ashburn: "I'm Special Agent Sarah Ashburn. Are you about to be interrogated by an officer?"
Detective Shannon Mullins: "I am an officer and that's my perp."
Special Agent Sarah Ashburn: "Could you just close the door on the way out?"
Detective Shannon Mullins: "I'll shut the door on you. Will you lay down here and put your head in the door? Then I'll slam it about 157 thousand times."
Terrell Rojas: "Oh, girl, you better run!"
When Special Agent Sarah Ashburn and Detective Shannon Mullins first meet, Ashburn mistakes the officer for someone under arrest. Needless to say, Mullins does not take this first impression well.
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Where Is My Prisoner?Detective Shannon Mullins: "Where is my prisoner?"
Jail Guard: "They came and got him."
Detective Shannon Mullins: "Who is they? There better be two of me. Is it two of me? I'm going to make you bend over and I'm going to reach up and into your pocket to get the keys to your house and then I'm going to drive there and stab you with your own badge. That's what I'm going to do."
Detective Shannon Mullins is upset to learn that her prisoner has been taken by someone other than herself. She takes out this frustration by describing in detail what she'd like to do to the jail guard.
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Don't Do SlangSpecial Agent Sarah Ashburn: "That's how we do it on the streets. Word!"
Detective Shannon Mullins: "Don't do slang. It's like watching a nun make out. It's uncomfortable."
As unreasonable as Detective Shannon Mullins can often be, she does have a point about Special Agent Sarah Ashburn using slang. Listening to an FBI agent use street slang is just about as uncomfortable as watching a nun make out.