The Hottest Howard Stern Sybian Machine Girls Actors
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The Hottest Howard Stern Sybian Machine Girls

A Sybian Machine is a sex toy/masturbation device, invented by Dave Lambert, used (mostly) by women and made famous by Howard Stern on The Howard Stern Show. It looks like a half barrel turned flat side down with an attachment that protrudes upwards that vibrates according to a remote control. In a tradition as old as time itself (well, since the mid 2000s or so), Howard Stern has had various celebrities and adult film stars ride the Sybian machine on his show, sometimes to the point of orgasm, but always to the point of amazing television and radio.

So here in one place, are all the sexiest Howard Stern Sybian girls, ranked by hotness. If you want more check out the sexy pic lists of Carmen Electra, Jenna Jameson, and Tera Patrick.

It's not that common that a girl will ride the Sybian. Howard Stern makes as many people as he can not only ride it, but go full nude while they do. It's why he's the best at what he does. The sybian really reinvents how to masturbate for women.
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    Carmen Electra is the human equivalent of a lioness. She'll tear you apart, do most of the hunting and kill other chicks that try to get near you if you're her man. Also, she gained popularity in the early/mid-90s for posing in Playboy and for taking over for Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out, then taking place in the latter years of Baywatch (that show about hot chicks bouncing up and down in bikinis that mattered before internet porn existed).

    Since then she's dedicated her life to participating in every horrible, inexcusably terrible movie that exists like Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Sparts (JESUS CHRIST) and Disaster Movie. Back in the day, she was even in Good Burger. (Check out how she melts ice cream with her hotness!)

    And one thing she did in 2006 was ride the Sybian on the Howard Stern Show. So here, in all its glory, is the video of Carmen Electra trying her hardest not to climax on screen during a taping of Howard.

    (On her video, by the way, the greatest part is that they convince her that both Jenny McCarthy and Cameron Diaz have done it. Also, it's impressive how great of a grasp Gary has of how a girl needs to sit on the thing, which is awesome.)


    Born: 1972
    Date Born: 1972
    Birthplace: Ohio, United States of America, United States, with Territories, Butler County, Sharonville + 1 more
    Nationality: United States of America
    Characters: Six of Nine, Lani McKenzie, Sarah Hicks, Mona
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