The Hottest Howard Stern Sybian Machine Girls
A Sybian Machine is a sex toy/masturbation device, invented by Dave Lambert, used (mostly) by women and made famous by Howard Stern on The Howard Stern Show. It looks like a half barrel turned flat side down with an attachment that protrudes upwards that vibrates according to a remote control. In a tradition as old as time itself (well, since the mid 2000s or so), Howard Stern has had various celebrities and adult film stars ride the Sybian machine on his show, sometimes to the point of orgasm, but always to the point of amazing television and radio.
So here in one place, are all the sexiest Howard Stern Sybian girls, ranked by hotness. If you want more check out the sexy pic lists of Carmen Electra, Jenna Jameson, and Tera Patrick.
It's not that common that a girl will ride the Sybian. Howard Stern makes as many people as he can not only ride it, but go full nude while they do. It's why he's the best at what he does. The sybian really reinvents how to masturbate for women.
So here in one place, are all the sexiest Howard Stern Sybian girls, ranked by hotness. If you want more check out the sexy pic lists of Carmen Electra, Jenna Jameson, and Tera Patrick.
It's not that common that a girl will ride the Sybian. Howard Stern makes as many people as he can not only ride it, but go full nude while they do. It's why he's the best at what he does. The sybian really reinvents how to masturbate for women.
- 6Britney Maclin has performed as Britney Beth and Brittney (with two T’s please) Beth, but now currently goes under Bibi Jones. Bibi has the pleasure calling herself the youngest star to be signed by Digital Playground (she was 19). According to Bibi she "used to also be straight edge, listened to hardcore/metal during highschool..." which is ridiculously hot.
Also, if you follow her on Twitter she's probably among the top five greatest hot girls to follow. She not only posts nudes of herself almost daily, but actually talks to her fans and keeps up an awesome social media presence. She's one of the most tech savvy girls on this list and absolutely had a great run on Howard Stern's Sybian machine.
Here is the BiBi Jones Sybian machine video from The Howard Stern Show. - 7
Lupe Fuentes
Lupe Fuentes was born in 1987 in California, raised in Spain and is of Colombian and Spanish heritage...in short she is smoking hot. When Lupe first started in the industry she performed under her real name Zuleidy until she moved to the U.S. when she changed her stage name to Lupe.
That was really smart idea since most American's (myself included) can't even begin to imagine how to pronounce Zuleidy let alone moan it, but Lupe we can handle.
2009, she was signed as a contract star with the production company Teravision. A year later, she signed an exclusive one-year performing contract with Wicked Pictures, and started her own production company, Lupe Fuentes Productions.
In addition to movie work, she writes a column for Complex.com and has modeled on the internet under the name Little Lupe.
Fun Fact About Lupe: In August 2009, a New York-resident was returning from a trip to Venezuela, he was arrested at Luis Muñoz Marín International Airport in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and charged with possession of child pornography when customs officials discovered two of Fuentes's videos in his personal belongings.
During his trial in April 2010, federal prosecutors presented testimonies from an ICE agent and a pediatrician that Fuentes was under the age of 18, relying on the Tanner scale. The public defender contacted Fuentes through her personal MySpace page, to recruit her to testify on behalf of his client. After Fuentes provided documentation that she was 18 years old at the time the videos were filmed, the case was dismissed and all charges against the defendant were dropped.
Lupe is currently dating porn actor Evan Seinfeld (former husband of Tera Patrick).
And finally, here is the Lupe Fuentes Howard Stern Sybian video. - 8Jenna Jameson is widely considered the most successful woman in p*rn. (As well as starring in mainstream films.)
While her academic career isn't much to marvel at we have to give credit to the woman who almost single handedly brought p*rn into the mainstream. She owns multiple businesses and built up, then sold to Playboy, an enormously profitable production company in ClubJenna (that has over $30 million in revenue, with at least half of that being profit).
The biggest reason for Jenna Jameson making this list, though, is her debating skills. In 2001, the Oxford Union debating society invited Jameson to come to Oxford to debate a proposed British law against p*rnography. Shockingly, she led her side to victory, winning the debate 204 to 27.
She's also taken Bill O'Reilly to task for some of his hypocritical ways. Here's a youtube video of her appearance on his show, Jenna Jameson on Bill O'Reilly . Later, in February 2003, Pony International planned to feature her as one of several adult film stars in advertisements for athletic shoes. This plan was attacked by O'Reilly, then Jameson sent a sarcastic email to the show, writing:
"I hope Bill understands the difference between an adult film star and a hooker. I assume he has done some research on the subject because he requested some of my videos after we finished taping my appearance. I imagine he wanted them for professional reasons."
Jenna Jameson for the win.
And here's Jenna Jameson riding the Sybian on Howard Stern. - 9Bree Olson busted onto the scene in 2006 she was born in 1986 as Rachel Marie Oberlin but got her stage name from the first name of a high school friend combined with a variation on the last name of the Olsen twins. Initally, Bree intended to continue attending college along with performing, (just putting herself through school people!) but when her grades began to fall she dropped out. If you ask Bree she’ll tell you she wanted to be a porn star since she was a little girl (because every little girl that has a nice childhood knows what a porn star is) but she waited until she was 20 because she was in a committed realtionshp from 16-20 (because you can be in a committed relationship when you’re 16).
Bree has starred in over 230 adult movies; she was named Penthouse Pet of the Month for March 2008, and appeared on the cover of Hustler. In 2010, she was named by Maxim as one of the 12 top female stars in porn.
Bree’s first mainstream performance was on an episode of the E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, in which she’s hired as a nanny but fired on her first day after Kris Jenner objected to her state of dress and behavior as inappropriate. Imagine that!
If Bree looks familiar to you (with her clothes on) that may be from her stint as one of Charlie Sheen’s "Goddesses". Sheen has stated that Olson has retired from the porn industry as a result of their relationship. But Bree said on her website that she didn't "believe in retirement," however, she was "unsure" about the status of her career. She later said to a reporter, when asked if she was retired from porn, "As long as I’m with Charlie. But be sure you put that in there though. ‘As long as I’m with Charlie, I am retired.’" On March 5, Sheen tweeted, that Olson had "left the building" and that, "We're sad... Over it...Applications now being accepted", then two hours later he tweeted, "She's back." Bree finally moved out of their home for the last time, and left Sheen in April 2011. Her mother has said she was worried about her daughter.
The Bree Olson Sybian machine ride. - 10
Charlie Laine
Charlie Laine was a high school dropout, waited till she was 18 then started working in porn. Charlie has stated that in her real life she is bi-sexual but said that she does not feel comfortable working with men and will only work with other girls. In 2009, she was hired as the host of the Pay Per View / In Demand series Too Much For TV.
She interviews people on the street about sex and lures them back to the studio. In 2010, Laine appeared in two PSA’s for the Free Speech Coalition on the topic of internet piracy of adult content, The first, was titled "Turn A Frown Upside-Down" and according to wikipeida, " was a solo tour-de-force for Laine".
Here's the video of hot red head Charlie Laine riding the Sybian on Howard Stern.
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