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Welcome to the Amazing World of MagicBully: "Listen to me, Burt. Nobody likes you. Nobody will ever like you."
Young Rance Holloway: "Welcome to the amazing world of magic."
Young Burt Wonderstone: "Wow"
Young Rance Holloway: "Everyone loves a magician and they'll love you too."
In an all to typical act of bullying of Burt as a young child, he is told that nobody will ever like him. Much to his surprise however a short time later he sees Rance Holloway on television telling him the secret to getting everyone to love him: magic. This chain of events starts Burt's career as a magician.
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You Need to Do Something FreshDoug Munny: "Your ticket sales suck."
Burt Wonderstone: [laughs] "What? Who is that guy?"
Doug Munny: "Steve Gray, they are calling him the future of magic."
Television Announcer: "For 12 long days he's held his urine."
Richard Wolffe: "What is going through your mind?"
Steve Gray: "I really have to pee, Richard."
Doug Munny: "You need to do something fresh!"
Burt Wonderstone: "I suppose I could hold my poop."
Burt is called in by casino owner Doug Munny to discuss his poor ticket sales. He's also introduced to rival magician Steve Gray and suggests a quite disgusting way to one-up him.
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Whichever Entertainer DazzlesDoug Munny: "Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Wonderstone and Steve Gray! Whichever entertainer dazzles me the most will be getting a five-year contract as headliner."
Speaking to a crowd, casino owner Doug Munny explains that he's holding a contest between Burt Wonderstone and Steve Gray. Top prize takes over the headlining spot at the Aztec Casino, a position formerly held by Burt.
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He Doesn't Even Have a CostumeBurt Wonderstone: "That guy's a magician? He doesn't even have a costume!"
Jane: "You're gonna wear that? Are you ridiculous? It's velvet. Take it off, Burt."
For Burt, being a magician means wearing a tacky velvet suit and waving your hands around fast. Whether he likes it or not, this new guy Steve Gray, might not have a costume but he is the big new thing in town.
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That's Why You Became a MagicianRance Holloway: [after making a bird appear] "What you're feeling right now, that's why you became a magician."
Burt Wonderstone: "That and the women"
Rance Holloway: "That and the women"
Burt Wonderstone: "How did you do that?"
Rance Holloway: "It's partially deboned."
Rance tries to re-inspire Burt by doing a trick in front of him at the nursing home. Burt is impressed but something says PETA wouldn't approve of partially deboning the bird.
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