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Twinkies Will Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse
To start off, this is a false rumor and we all should know about it. Now you can be "that guy" or "that chick" at the party who corrects someone on this in a socially unproductive way.
Twinkies have a shelf life of 25 days. This is a fact.
And now for the rest of the list...
Oh My God This Is Actually True (Article in Link)
It Really is a First World Problem
This Applies Here So Much. So Much...
Like in Jurassic Park!
At Least Kourtney will be Safe