If you don't care about Kim Kardashian's divorce, then your priorities are most likely in the right place. She was married to her husband Kris Humphries for a full 72 days after a 10 Million dollar wedding (from which she actually profited about 17 million dollars). On October 31, 2011, just in time for Halloween, they got divorced. And of course, their often-viewed-as-fake marriage (that has been a joke anyway), is now inspiring some great, literal jokes. Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr and the rest of the internet are on the case. Here are the funniest and most popular internet reactions to Kim Kardashian's world shattering divorce from Kris Humphries.
The Best of the #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Hashtag
And Buzzfeed did a roundup of actual things that were longer than their marriage (click here for the full list).
The .Gif That Explains It All
Click here for the Gif that really was their relationship in a nutshell
Newt Gingrich Hears About Kim Kardashian's Divorce
Context: Newt Gingrich divorced his wife right after finding out she had cancer.