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The Most Epic Amazon Reviews

Ordering anything on the Internet can be scary and even stressful but with these most epic Amazon reviews, online shopping is both easy and hilarious. Anyone can write a review for a product sold on, but only a select few have what it takes to produce an absolutely epic user reviews for products sold in the virtual marketplace.

While many of the items reviewed here are funny to begin with, some are normal everyday items we use everyday. From the classic three wolf moon T-shirt to gallons of milk to army tanks to ballpoint pens, these epic Amazon reviews are sure to please.
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    Tuscan Whole Milk

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    Anyone can walk to the end of the block and purchase milk in a store, but few have the immense pleasure of buying Tuscan Whole Milk, which is available exclusivly for sale on Amazon ranging from $50 to over $1,200. With over 1,000 reviews, clearly they are putting something special in the milk over there at Tuscan.

    Spencer K. Stephens: "I drank my Tuscan milk on a Monday. By Tuesday, I was able to tell jokes in languages I don't even know. People told me I had been the life of parties that I hadn't even attended. My words began to carry a weight that would break the jaw of lesser men. I totally aced a Rorschach test. ... Stay thirsty, my friends"

    Roy Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But the creamy yumminess of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz will be praised across the galaxy for ever more. Time to die."

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