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Tuscan Whole MilkUp 9Down 2Anyone can walk to the end of the block and purchase milk in a store, but few have the immense pleasure of buying Tuscan Whole Milk, which is available exclusivly for sale on Amazon ranging from $50 to over $1,200. With over 1,000 reviews, clearly they are putting something special in the milk over there at Tuscan.
Spencer K. Stephens: "I drank my Tuscan milk on a Monday. By Tuesday, I was able to tell jokes in languages I don't even know. People told me I had been the life of parties that I hadn't even attended. My words began to carry a weight that would break the jaw of lesser men. I totally aced a Rorschach test. ... Stay thirsty, my friends"
Roy Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But the creamy yumminess of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz will be praised across the galaxy for ever more. Time to die."l< << PREV 1 of 22 NEXT >>
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