dance The Most Inappropriate Songs for a Middle School Dance  

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List Rules Songs that are fine outside of middle school grounds, but awful when played at a middle school function (in this case, a dance)

Some songs do not belong at a dance with preteens and early teenagers.  The hormones these kids have are too insane and the ideas they have are so half-baked that even Congress would not approve of them.

If you can think of other songs that would be inappropriate at a middle school, dance, feel free to add to the list.

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My Humps The Black Eyed Peas

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The Humpty Dance Digital Underground

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Booty Clap is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Inappropriate Songs for a Middle School Dance

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Booty Drop is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Inappropriate Songs for a Middle School Dance

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Genie in a Bottle Christina Aguilera

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Ms. New Booty is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Inappropriate Songs for a Middle School Dance

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Rump Shaker Wreckx-N-Effect

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Cherry Pie Warrant

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Cream Prince, The New Power Generation

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Pumped Up Kicks Foster the People

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Baby Got Back Sir Mix-A-Lot

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Violent Pornography System of a Down

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Like a Virgin Madonna

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Twerk It Busta Rhymes

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Fack Eminem

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Ass-n-titties DJ Assault

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Face Down Ass Up 2 Live Crew

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How Many Licks? Lil Kim

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Buck Dich Rammstein

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Cake and Sodomy Marilyn Manson

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Young, Wild & Free Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa

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Bitch Suck Dick Tyler, the Creator

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Wiggle Jason Derulo

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Date Rape Sublime

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Jeremy Pearl Jam

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Prison Sex Tool

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Booty Jennifer Lopez

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Love Me Lil Wayne

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We Can't Stop Miley Cyrus

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I Just Had Sex The Lonely Island

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Sex in the Lounge Nicki Minaj

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Smack My Bitch Up The Prodigy

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Birthday Song 2 Chainz

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Tik Tok Ke$ha

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Me So Horny 2 Live Crew

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Lollipop Lil Wayne

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Sexting Blood on the Dance Floor

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Closer Nine Inch Nails

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Work Rihanna

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Turn Down for What DJ Snake & Lil Jon

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