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Man Exposes Himself During Alvin And The ChipmunksEdward Brown stood up from his front row seat, faced the 86 people in the audience who were just there to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, and showed them his junk. He then sat back down to enjoy the film because, why not? The manager of the theater stopped the film and offered vouchers for everyone in the audience to see the film at another time. But really, wasn't the damage already done?
When police arrived Brown told them an unknown woman let him into the theater for free, told him to sit in the front row, take off his clothes, and that she'd come in and have sex with him after they do heroin. At a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
So how could he possibly be arrested? His hands were tied. This, to me, sounds like a normal day. Chicks always invite me to kids movies so we can do drugs naked during the middle of the day. This all makes perfect sense.
The man was arrested, of course, and, according to Vince at FilmDrunk, was charged with three felony counts of sexual exploitation of children, aged 4, 6 and 6; one misdemeanor count of sexual exploitation of a minor aged 14; and one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct.
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