zombies The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools  

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List Rules No super powers or fictional characters. Rick Grimes won't be there to save you when the walkers come.

A list of all the things you'll need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Hopefully most people have some sort of ready to go disaster kit in their home. However, not many of us have kits specifically designed for the zombie apocalypse. Come on people, we all know its coming! So let's stop being in denial and start making lists! 

Which is a better means of transportation, a car or a bike? A car would be the fastest way to get around but it requires gas and makes noise. A bike runs on nothing but can only go as fast as your legs can peddle and nothing to shield you from grabby walkers. You also can't bring much on a bike. Think about these things and vote up the ones you think are the most useful, or add any other good zombie survival gear you think is absolutely necessary in any zombie survival kit!
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Water Purifier is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Water Purifier On the go water purifier, you can literally drink your own pee. 

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Survival Knife is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Survival Knife

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First Aid Kit is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
First Aid Kit

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Backpack is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Backpack

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Antibiotics is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Antibiotics Little injuries can be deadly and I'm pretty sure God won't let you in Heaven if you die from a paper cut. 

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Machete is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Machete

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Canned Food is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Canned Food

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Ammo is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Ammo And lots of it. 

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Multi-purpose Tool is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Multi-purpose Tool For multiple purposes. 

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Flashlight is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Flashlight

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Rope is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Rope Fifty shades of survival 

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Axe is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Axe

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Boots is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Boots Shoelaces = death 

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Flint is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Flint You can start a fire wherever you want with this bad boy. 

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Map is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map

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Matches is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Matches

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Thermal Blanket is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Thermal Blanket

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MRE is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
MRE

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Batteries is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Batteries

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Crossbow is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Crossbow One word. Daryl. 

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Spare Clothes is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Spare Clothes Because I'd probably shit myself the minute I come across my first walker. 

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Emergency Radio is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Emergency Radio

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Gasoline is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Gasoline

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Crowbar is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools

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Glock Ges.m.b.H. is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools

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Night Vision Goggles is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Night Vision Goggles You never know if you're going to run into a walker during your middle of the night restroom break. 

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Car is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Car

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Daryl is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools

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Shovel is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Shovel If all else fails I'm digging until I reach The City of Ember. I know you're down there. 

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Sniper is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Sniper Boom. Head shot. 

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Pneumatic Gun is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Pneumatic Gun Air gun. A different kind of silent but deadly. 

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Bike is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Bike

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Tank is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Tank I think this one speaks for itself. 

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Helmet is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Helmet

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Remembering Zombies Don't Exis... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tools
Remembering Zombies Don't Exist