- 1+ 14- 4
Kid (to Kermit): "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes...yes, I am."
Yeah, it's been a while: Time for 'The Muppets' to mount a comeback! What kind of kid doesn't know who Kermit the Frog is, anyway?! And yes, that is Manny from 'Modern Family' - one of many awesome star cameos in the movie.
- 2+ 11- 4
Fozzie Bear: "Check it out: Fart shoes!"
Yep, this is classic Muppets humor. Fozzie Bear is one of the most adorable Muppets characters, and the goofiest.
- 3+ 8- 2
Fozzie Bear: "Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget!"
Had to add this quote: One of many great Muppet quotes from the clips and trailers that have been streaming out for a year ahead of the movie's release.
- 4+ 6- 1
Animal: "No drums! No drums! Jack Black said no drums!"
Poor Animal. He's trying so, so hard to control his anger issues - and not playing drums again is part of the deal (per Jack Black, his guru). Something tells me that Animal won't be able to hold off playing forever...
- 5+ 8- 3
Kermit: "Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person."
Miss Piggy: "Oh Kermie......"
True love knows no bounds. Kermit and Miss Piggy are a shining example of an inter-species romance that never dies!
- 6+ 6- 2
Veronica: "Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?"
Kermit: "Uh yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that you see because...uh...actually, uh, I'm kind of a celebrity."
Veronica: "You? No. Kermit, listen: I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. I will rerun 'Benson' if I have to..."
Veronica's ruthless. A 'Benson' rerun over a new 'Muppets Show'?!
- 7+ 6- 3
Not Famous Anymorev
Veronica: "I'm gonna shoot straight: You guys aren't famous anymore."
Fozzie Bear: "Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy."
Poor Muppets. Veronica (Rashida Jones) is a high-powered TV executive who gives them the bad news: They're no longer relevant. Or are they? Can they prove they're still as beloved as they ever were?
- 8+ 5- 2
Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."
Statler and Waldorf are two of my favorite Muppets characters ever. True to form here, they are still the world's funniest, grumpiest haters.
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