The Muppets Movie Quotes

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The Muppets movie quotes are hilarious! Would you expect anything less? 2011's highly-anticipated 'Muppets' movie is chock full of awesome lines from Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal and the newest Muppet: Walter. Disney's 'The Muppets' movie is going to be huge, and kids (young and old) will no doubt be quoting their favorite lines from the film for all eternity. I've compiled a list of some of the best 'Muppets' movie quotes here (along with some really funny movie clips) - so be sure to vote for your favorites and add a quote if you don't see it listed!

In 'The Muppets' 2011 movie, everyone's favorite, most interesting Muppets characters are brought together (years after 'The Muppet Show' last aired) to try and save their beloved Muppet Studios. After being out of the spotlight for so long, it seems the Muppets just aren't as famous as they used to be. One studio executive agrees to let the group put on a show to try and save their theater from the clutches of an evil oil magnate who wants to tear it down. With the help of new Muppet, Walter, and his friends, Gary (Jason Segel) and Mary (Amy Adams), they set out to raise the $10 million they need to save the studio.

'The Muppets' opened over the Thanksgiving 2011 holiday with a strong showing at the holiday box office. By year's end, the movie had grossed nearly $77 million in U.S. theaters and another $7 million worldwide. Definitely a hit with moviegoers, young and old!

If you're interested in more great, family movie quotes, check out these lists for the best lines from 'Hugo,' 'Arthur Christmas,' 'Happy Feet 2,' 'Tower Heist,' 'Puss in Boots,' 'The Smurfs' movie, 'Cars 2' and 'Jack and Jill.'
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    TMNT?

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    Kid (to Kermit): "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
    Kermit: "Yes...yes, I am."


    Yeah, it's been a while: Time for 'The Muppets' to mount a comeback! What kind of kid doesn't know who Kermit the Frog is, anyway?! And yes, that is Manny from 'Modern Family' - one of many awesome star cameos in the movie.
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    Fart Shoes

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    Fozzie Bear: "Check it out: Fart shoes!"


    Yep, this is classic Muppets humor. Fozzie Bear is one of the most adorable Muppets characters, and the goofiest.
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    Expensive Explosions

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    Fozzie Bear: "Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget!"


    Had to add this quote: One of many great Muppet quotes from the clips and trailers that have been streaming out for a year ahead of the movie's release.
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    No Drums!

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    Animal: "No drums! No drums! Jack Black said no drums!"


    Poor Animal. He's trying so, so hard to control his anger issues - and not playing drums again is part of the deal (per Jack Black, his guru). Something tells me that Animal won't be able to hold off playing forever...
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    One Person

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    Kermit: "Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person."
    Miss Piggy: "Oh Kermie......"


    True love knows no bounds. Kermit and Miss Piggy are a shining example of an inter-species romance that never dies!
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    Celebrity

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    Veronica: "Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?"
    Kermit: "Uh yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that you see because...uh...actually, uh, I'm kind of a celebrity."
    Veronica: "You? No. Kermit, listen: I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. I will rerun 'Benson' if I have to..."


    Veronica's ruthless. A 'Benson' rerun over a new 'Muppets Show'?!
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    Not Famous Anymore

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    Veronica: "I'm gonna shoot straight: You guys aren't famous anymore."
    Fozzie Bear: "Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy."


    Poor Muppets. Veronica (Rashida Jones) is a high-powered TV executive who gives them the bad news: They're no longer relevant. Or are they? Can they prove they're still as beloved as they ever were?
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    One-Dimensional

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    Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
    Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."


    Statler and Waldorf are two of my favorite Muppets characters ever. True to form here, they are still the world's funniest, grumpiest haters.
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