At long last, Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be in the same place at the same time to entertain you while you drink alcohol. Because this is America. And the 2012 Vide Presidential Debates are always a fun time for the whole family. The second-in-command hopefuls talk pretty, ignore facts, and see who can tell the biggest, most blatant lies to back up their running mates so they can be president if that guy dies. So much to love! And so many reasons to drink.To play along with the 2012 election edition of the Presidential Debates Drinking Game, take a sip each time a candidate says or does one of the predictable things below.
Paul Ryan Says There's Not Enough Time For Something
Sure, he's a "numbers guy", but he has repeatedly been asked about the details of Romney's financial plans only to dodge the questions by saying that it would take too long to answer these. If he actually says those words or a phrase like them, then drink.
Biden Messes Up Obama's Name or Title Somehow
"Barry, I mean uh, Barack"
"Bara-uh, the uh, Mr. Obama""Mr. Obam-uh, the uh, The President"
Paul Ryan Makes His Kermit the Frog Face
You know you see it. If he does this, take a drink and yell "yay" ("yay" = optional).
Either Candidate Casually Name Drops Hanging Out with their Running Mate
"I was having lunch with Mr. Romney at an alcohol-free, caffeine-less restaurant the other day and..."