The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Anything

The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game

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At long last, Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be in the same place at the same time to entertain you while you drink alcohol. Because this is America. And the 2012 Vide Presidential Debates are always a fun time for the whole family. The second-in-command hopefuls talk pretty, ignore facts, and see who can tell the biggest, most blatant lies to back up their running mates so they can be president if that guy dies. So much to love! And so many reasons to drink.

To play along with the 2012 election edition of the Presidential Debates Drinking Game, take a sip each time a candidate says or does one of the predictable things below.
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    Paul Ryan Says There's Not Enough Time For Something

    Paul Ryan Says There's Not Eno... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    Sure, he's a "numbers guy", but he has repeatedly been asked about the details of Romney's financial plans only to dodge the questions by saying that it would take too long to answer these. If he actually says those words or a phrase like them, then drink.
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    Biden Messes Up Obama's Name or Title Somehow

    Biden Messes Up Obama's Name o... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    "Barry, I mean uh, Barack"

    "Bara-uh, the uh, Mr. Obama"

    "Mr. Obam-uh, the uh, The President"
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    Paul Ryan Makes His Kermit the Frog Face

    Paul Ryan Makes His Kermit the... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    You know you see it. If he does this, take a drink and yell "yay" ("yay" = optional).
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    Either Candidate Casually Name Drops Hanging Out with their Running Mate

    Either Candidate Casually Name... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    "I was having lunch with Mr. Romney at an alcohol-free, caffeine-less restaurant the other day and..."
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    This Moment Will Be a Meme Tomorrow

    This Moment Will Be a Meme Tom... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    Get your Photoshop toolbars ready. If someone makes a wonderful face, repeats something over and over again, or makes a small part of television / Internet history during this debate, then take a drink.

    In the last debate, of course, it was Romney stating he wanted to fire Big Bird.
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    Biden Accidentally Makes a Sexual Innuendo

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    The Bidens have a tendency to get a little down-to-earth, which is really great while campaigning, but may come off as crass on the national stage.
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    Paul Ryan Flexes Under His Suit

    Paul Ryan Flexes Under His Sui... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    You'll be able to tell. Just watch his neck. P90X or bust.

    Bonus: This can be combined with Ryan making his Kermit the Frog face for two drinks!
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    Either Candidate Cracks a Joke

    Either Candidate Cracks a Joke is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Official 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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    ...(even better) or tries to and fails. This can be combined with Awkward Mitt Moment and Obama Tries to Sound Cool.

    Bonus: If the audience actually Ls OL, then take another drink.
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