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Paul Ryan Says There's Not Enough Time For SomethingSure, he's a "numbers guy", but he has repeatedly been asked about the details of Romney's financial plans only to dodge the questions by saying that it would take too long to answer these. If he actually says those words or a phrase like them, then drink.
Biden Messes Up Obama's Name or Title Somehow"Barry, I mean uh, Barack"
"Bara-uh, the uh, Mr. Obama"
"Mr. Obam-uh, the uh, The President"
Paul Ryan Makes His Kermit the Frog FaceYou know you see it. If he does this, take a drink and yell "yay" ("yay" = optional).
Either Candidate Casually Name Drops Hanging Out with their Running Mate"I was having lunch with Mr. Romney at an alcohol-free, caffeine-less restaurant the other day and..."
This Moment Will Be a Meme TomorrowGet your Photoshop toolbars ready. If someone makes a wonderful face, repeats something over and over again, or makes a small part of television / Internet history during this debate, then take a drink.
In the last debate, of course, it was Romney stating he wanted to fire Big Bird.
Biden Accidentally Makes a Sexual InnuendovThe Bidens have a tendency to get a little down-to-earth, which is really great while campaigning, but may come off as crass on the national stage.
Paul Ryan Flexes Under His SuitYou'll be able to tell. Just watch his neck. P90X or bust.
Bonus: This can be combined with Ryan making his Kermit the Frog face for two drinks!
Either Candidate Cracks a Joke...(even better) or tries to and fails. This can be combined with Awkward Mitt Moment and Obama Tries to Sound Cool.
Bonus: If the audience actually Ls OL, then take another drink.