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Pirate Captain: "Alas! I am a pirate captain, and I am here for your gold!"
Crew member: "Gold? I'm afraid we don't have any gold here, old man. This is a leper boat." (Man's arm falls off)
Pirate Captain: "Ah!"
Crew member: "See?"
Poor Pirate Captain! Every attempt he makes at plundering other ships seems to end in disaster. He's just not picking the best boats to rob -- including this one -- a leper boat. Oops!
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Pirate Captain: "Fire those long things that go bang!"
Oh, Pirate Captain: "Things that go bang?" Really? At least the crew knows what you mean....
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Sea Monster Decoration
Crew member: "Can we get there?"
Pirate Captain: "Well, yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way."
Crew member: "I think they just add those onto maps for decoration."
Pirate Captain: "Is that a fact?"
Yeah, sea monsters are just put on maps for "decoration." Good theory, but it's wishful thinking -- as the Pirate Captain and his crew will soon find out!
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Cutlass Liz Wants the Trophy
Cutlass Liz: "That trophy's got my name on it!"
Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek) pulls no punches: She wants the Pirate of the Year Award, and she's determined to do anything, and cross anyone, to get it. Between Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz, the Pirate Captain has his work cut out for him.
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Pirate Captain: "Let's go plundering!"
Arrrgh! The Pirate Captain is a true pirate, one determined to plunder anywhere he goes. Sadly, his best attempts at plundering often fall far short...
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