- 6Up 5Down 0
I'm a Grandma!
Soul Baby: "You know this ain't no place for no kids."
Noah: "These aren't kids, these are little people. (Points to Blithe) "This woman is forty eight years old. Her children have children!"
Blithe: "Hi! I'm a grandma!"
Soul Baby is easily one of the funniest characters in 'The Sitter.' Blithe, however, is a very close second.
- 7Up 7Down 2
Do What I Say
Blithe: "My real babysitter, Nancy, she does what I want her to do."
Noah: "I'm not a real babysitter. I'm more of a sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you type of babysitter."
(Blithe sprays Noah)
Noah: "Ah, you sprayed perfume in my mouth!"
Blithe: "I hate you."
Noah: "I'll destroy you."
(Blithe sprays Noah, again)
Noah: "Ahhh you did it again!!!"
How hard can babysitting be? That's probably what Noah was thinking when he agreed to do it. Not the most glamorous of jobs, particularly for a young guy, but hey, you earn what you can how you can. Unfortunately for Noah, all three of his charges wind up being monstrous little creatures, including sweet-looking little girl Blithe (who enjoys using perfume like pepper spray, apparently).
- 8Up 4Down 1
Noah: "Slater, seriously: Tell me you're not wearing a fanny pack. Tell me I'm imagining that and that's not what I'm actually seeing."
Slater: "I need it to carry my pills."
Noah: "Why do you take those pills anyway?"
Slater: "I already told you I have issues."
Noah: "Issues? You look like a Gap model! When I was your age I had a mouth full of braces and a face like a Papa John's pizza. Those are real issues, my man."
Noah, Slater clearly has issues that go way beyond the typical teenage problems. A fanny pack is a must.
- 9Up 3Down 1
Noah: "Oh, what's up twins?"
Twin #1: "Is Slater home?"
Twin #2: "Is he here?"
Twin #1: "Yeah! Oh, my God!"
Noah: "Slater! You got the two Redrum chicks from The Shining here to see you!"
Slater's observation about the red-headed twins seems about right. Creepy. Don't let them in!
- 10Up 2Down 0
You Sound Like an Idiot
Blithe: "Hey Noah, I have an idea. How about you start your own signature fragrance?"
Noah: "That's a great idea! I'll just alert my team of scientists, have them invent a new perfume. We'll starting selling it and we'll have seven grand in the next forty five minutes!"
Blithe: "I'm just trying to help! All I know is that I'm gonna be a famous celebrity, who designs on the side, and I'm gonna be rich!"
Noah: "What the hell are you talking about? You do know that just being a celebrity and having a good time is not a real job, right?"
Blithe: "Yeah, it is! Being a famous celebrity is the greatest thing in the world. I mean, people take your picture and you could have Birthday parties at the coolest clubs and dance on tables."
Noah: "Even for a small child, you sound like an idiot."
Meet Kardashian-in-training, Blithe. She seems pretty ready for her own reality show. In the meantime, Noah still has to raise 7k within the hour, or Karl the Drug Dealer is going to take him down.
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