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'The Sitter' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines from the 2011 Jonah Hill comedy. In 'The Sitter,' Hill plays Noah Griffith, a young man with very little ambition. He winds up agreeing to babysit three unruly kids, and hilarity ensues. Nearly all of the best quotes from 'The Sitter' movie include Noah, but some also include quips from his three young charges: Slater, Blithe and Rodrigo, the biggest troublemaker of all.

'The Sitter' is directed by David Gordon Green, who also directed 2008's 'The Pineapple Express.' 'The Sitter' stars Jonah Hill, but other big name cast members include Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell and J.B. Smoove. The hellacious kids that Noah is forced to babysit are played by Max Records (Slater), Landry Bender (Blithe) and Kevin Hernandez (Rodrigo).

Noah really bites off way more than he can chew when he agrees to keep Mrs. Pedulla's children. The kids are little monsters, way more than Noah can handle. Things get even worse when Noah agrees to meet his girlfriend, Marisa (Graynor) at a party. He winds up being chased by two drug dealers bent on revenge, all while trying to keep the kids in line. Worst. Babysitter. Ever.

If you missed 'The Sitter' in theaters, you'll get another chance to see the film when it's released on DVD on March 20, 2012.

2011 was a big year for Jonah Hill. Not only did he star in 'The Sitter,' but his role in 'Moneyball' earned him an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

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    I'm a Grandma!


    Soul Baby: "You know this ain't no place for no kids."
    Noah: "These aren't kids, these are little people. (Points to Blithe) "This woman is forty eight years old. Her children have children!"
    Blithe: "Hi! I'm a grandma!"


    Soul Baby is easily one of the funniest characters in 'The Sitter.' Blithe, however, is a very close second.
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    Do What I Say


    Blithe: "My real babysitter, Nancy, she does what I want her to do."
    Noah: "I'm not a real babysitter. I'm more of a sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you type of babysitter."
    (Blithe sprays Noah)
    Noah: "Ah, you sprayed perfume in my mouth!"
    Blithe: "I hate you."
    Noah: "I'll destroy you."
    (Blithe sprays Noah, again)
    Noah: "Ahhh you did it again!!!"


    How hard can babysitting be? That's probably what Noah was thinking when he agreed to do it. Not the most glamorous of jobs, particularly for a young guy, but hey, you earn what you can how you can. Unfortunately for Noah, all three of his charges wind up being monstrous little creatures, including sweet-looking little girl Blithe (who enjoys using perfume like pepper spray, apparently).
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    Fanny Pack


    Noah: "Slater, seriously: Tell me you're not wearing a fanny pack. Tell me I'm imagining that and that's not what I'm actually seeing."
    Slater: "I need it to carry my pills."
    Noah: "Why do you take those pills anyway?"
    Slater: "I already told you I have issues."
    Noah: "Issues? You look like a Gap model! When I was your age I had a mouth full of braces and a face like a Papa John's pizza. Those are real issues, my man."
    Slater: "Whatever."


    Noah, Slater clearly has issues that go way beyond the typical teenage problems. A fanny pack is a must.
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    Redrum Chicks


    Noah: "Oh, what's up twins?"
    Twin #1: "Is Slater home?"
    Twin #2: "Is he here?"
    Twin #1: "Yeah! Oh, my God!"
    Noah: "Slater! You got the two Redrum chicks from The Shining here to see you!"


    Slater's observation about the red-headed twins seems about right. Creepy. Don't let them in!
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    You Sound Like an Idiot


    Blithe: "Hey Noah, I have an idea. How about you start your own signature fragrance?"
    Noah: "That's a great idea! I'll just alert my team of scientists, have them invent a new perfume. We'll starting selling it and we'll have seven grand in the next forty five minutes!"
    Blithe: "I'm just trying to help! All I know is that I'm gonna be a famous celebrity, who designs on the side, and I'm gonna be rich!"
    Noah: "What the hell are you talking about? You do know that just being a celebrity and having a good time is not a real job, right?"
    Blithe: "Yeah, it is! Being a famous celebrity is the greatest thing in the world. I mean, people take your picture and you could have Birthday parties at the coolest clubs and dance on tables."
    Noah: "Even for a small child, you sound like an idiot."


    Meet Kardashian-in-training, Blithe. She seems pretty ready for her own reality show. In the meantime, Noah still has to raise 7k within the hour, or Karl the Drug Dealer is going to take him down.
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    1. Grandmas Full of Rage
      The Sitter Movie Quotes at 1/21/2013 4:30 PM
      This is all you really need to know about the sitter quotes .
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      Treat It, Don't Beat It at 5/30/2012 10:58 AM
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