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The Smurfs finally hit the big screen in July of 2011, and, not suprisingly, moviegoers got some great 'Smurfs' movie quotes to enjoy. Smurftastic! Check out some of the best funny quotes from 'The Smurfs' movie (in 3D) here - and feel free to add more!

Despite some pretty hilariously bad reviews, the Smurfs proved just how popular they really are, raking in nearly $36 million in the 'Smurfs' movie's first weekend of release. The film went on to become one of the biggest grossing films of summer 2011. As of late-August 2011, 'The Smurfs' movie had grossed nearly $126 million in U.S. ticket sales.

Yes, the much-beloved, blue, magical creatures are the stars of 'The Smurfs,' and once again, they're pursued by the evil wizard Gargamel. This time, there's a bit of a twist: Instead of trying to escape Gargamel's wrath in their own, peaceful village, the tiny Smurfs are transported to New York City where Neil Patrick Harris, aka Patrick, has to help them find a way back home.

Looking for some more animated and/or summer blockbuster movie quotes? Check out these quips from 'Captain America', 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', 'Cars 2', 'X-Men First Class' and 'The Zookeeper!'
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Googling the Smurfs

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Patrick: "Okay, to review: You guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms."
Papa Smurf: "Yes."
Patrick: "You're being chased by an evil wizard."
Papa Smurf: "Yea."
Patrick: "And you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon."
Papa Smurf: "Very good."
Patrick: "And you like to use the extremely imprecise term 'Smurf' for just about everything."
Brainy Smurf: "Smurf-xactly!"
Patrick: "And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?"
Brainy Smurf: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
Patrick: "Right now I'm using Google."
All Smurfs: (in unison) "Oooooh...Google..."

Yes, even the Smurfs are in awe of Google. Wait til they get a load of Spotify! Smurftastic!
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Blue Cheese!

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Jokey Smurf (to Clumsy): "What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese! Hahahaha! I got you a present!"
Clumsy Smurf: "Oh no thanks Jokey, I'm late for rehearsal..."
(Present explodes into confetti, Jokey laughs)

Another great, funny quote - one the kiddos are sure to enjoy!
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Smurfity Smurf!

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Patrick: "Stop saying 'smurf' for everything. Smurfity smurf smurf smurf!"
(Smurfs collectively gasp)
Gutsy Smurf: "There's NO call for that kind of language, laddy!"

Patrick! Such language! Thankfully Gusty Smurf (Alan Cumming) is there to set you straight.
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Is a Smurf's Butt Blue?

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Patrick: "You guys drink coffee?"
Papa Smurf: "Is a Smurf's butt blue?"

Leave it to Papa Smurf (Jonathan Winters) to have some of the most quotable lines in the movie. Surprised? Abso-smurfing-lutely not!
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Do Not Be Fooled...

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Patrick: "Grace! I'm being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!"

Poor Patrick (Neil Patrick Harris). After he opens a package (from Belgium, of course) and finds the Smurfs inside, they take off - only to be chased by Patrick's dog, Elway. Eventually they subdue a panicked Patrick, who warns his beloved that they may be adorable, but they are scary! (Scary? He'll learn.)
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Escape to New York

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Smurfette: "Oh. My. Smurf!"

Yes, Smurfette (Katy Perry), we agree. One minute you're thriving in the (relative) safety of your little village - the next, you're in Central Park, overwhelmed by the crazy busy Big Apple. No smurf!
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They're Friendly

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Grace: "They're friendly!"
Gutsy Smurf: "That's right ya pasty giant!" (Smacks Patrick)

Grace (Jayma Mays) definitely picks up on the Smurfs' true nature more quickly than her significant other, deeming them "cute" and "friendly," even as they're kicking Patrick's butt in his own living room.
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I Kissed a Smurf

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Papa Smurf: "What do you sing?"
Smurfette: "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it!"

Great quote, considering Smurfette is voiced by "I Kissed a Girl" singer Katy Perry.